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Post by Petshopboy on Apr 29, 2004 11:08:30 GMT 10
Is the rumour that you and CraigE are back together true then? See the re OGSMPA thread for the exclusive interview between Teetree, Petshop and Monkey on this topic.
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Post by Sheenia on Apr 29, 2004 14:14:35 GMT 10
On the cover of Grooveland Herald today Thursday 29th April, 2004
Exclusive
Gay rumours hound Idol star.
As the competition hots up gay rumours are starting to emerge that are impacting the young energetic Idol to the point where we are concerned about the outcome of this weeks vote out. When asked about the rumours PSB commented 'I really don't understand, Sheenia isn't gay, she's been dating Guy for weeks". Where then, one must ask is the Gay Idol so many anonymous drooling letters seem to have been written about. Today, broken hearted fans wrote letters requesting no stories about a new relationship being enjoyed by the young Idol, prompting us to investigate Sheenia further. So far, we are clean out of ideas as to whom they could be talking about. With only one idol left to perform (Razz) and a series of polls being cast across the threads, one must wonder who will sadly be voted out in next weeks eliminations and when these bazaar and obviously inaccurate Gay rumours will end.
Sheenia Nudia-breakdancious reporting
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Post by Sheenia on May 4, 2004 0:31:54 GMT 10
GROOVELAND MORNING HERALD Monday 3rd May 2004
Grooveland Idle live votes are set to fire up the competition!!
As contestant brace themselves for this week’s Grooveland eliminations live voting has gone across the board. With this week’s dramatic change in voting, Grooveland and indeed the judges are left wondering who will be in the bottom two this week. Extended voting will last until the safe return of popular frogo to the forums. Sheenia has been under undue stress as in the final moments before going to air, all the light went out on her performance rendering everyone blind. When asked about the devastating events that have made it impossible for people to see her world class dancing strategies that have made her famous she said "I'm devastated, it was a great performance vocally, but my break dancing was really the icing on the cake, I'm really hoping people understand that there was a visual show but somehow it is gone, I know I have fans, so I'll just keep my fingers crossed". With amazing performances from everyone this week, she will have to have more than her fingers crossed to make it through this week. Stay tunes for eviction date and time.
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Post by Monkey on May 10, 2004 19:15:31 GMT 10
GROOVELAND RESIDENTS VOTED THE KINDEST IN THE WORLD
Next time someone asks you where the sweetest people live? You can now answer Grooveland.
Grooveland yesterday was voted by the International Nice people association as the kindest in the world.
One such kind deed is how they have defended Sash in her hour of need against some mean member that shall not be named but ignored. They offered her kindness and love that Sash is very thankful for.
Grooveland resident Monkey said when asked about the incident,
"We all love Sash and we will always defend her and any other member who is in trouble."
Another good deed is there devotion and loyalty to Guy, Shannon and other idol contestants, they have shown what true fans are all about.
When told about the honour Guy said,
"I'm so glad my Grooveland has this honour. To me Grooveland with it's sweet, kind hearted and feisty spirit has created a place that I am proud to be a part of. The people who live there are all very unique and special in their own way, but share a common goal to protect their fellow residents and to welcome and be kind to others with their compassionate and giving natures".
Monkey resident when asked about the people of Grooveland said,
"the people that live here are wonderful people, they have the biggest hearts and that's why they are all very special to me."
Well from the sound of it everyone agrees that Grooveland is the place to be to meet people that will truely touch your heart.
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Post by A Nonny Mouse on May 14, 2004 14:17:16 GMT 10
NEWS IN BRIEF.
Grooveland residents celebrate ‘kindest’ award (Roving reporter A Nonny Mouse)
Monday. It was reported today that the kind residents of Grooveland all gave up their seats to non-residents at a ‘Millsy’ concert (well wouldn’t you?) in order to attend a Thankyou Banquet held in their honour. They were presented with their ‘Kindie’ awards (looks just like a Logie to me)! by the guest of honor Guy Sebastian and his life-long companion Sheenia.
NEWS IN BRIEF
Dreadful waste of food!
Tuesday Non-residents of Grooveland have declared the ‘Kindie’ Banquet a ‘dreadful waste of food’. It is reported that the particiipants were too excited to eat anything.
NEWS IN BRIEF
Kind Residents donate food! (Roving reporter A Nonny Mouse)
Wednesday I am told by a reliable sauce – er I mean - source, that the Kindie Banquet food has been donated by the kind residents of Grooveland to a missing persons charity. It is hoped that the money raised will go towards the search for PSB and CraigE. “it’s just not the same around here without them” stated Grooveland’s KINDEST resident ‘Fro--- oops’ (name withheld to protect the less kind).
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Post by A Nonny Mouse on May 14, 2004 15:37:40 GMT 10
Frogo returns to Grooveland
(Roving reporter A Nonny Mouse)
It is reported that an unregogniseable Frogo has returned to Grooveland. She too was unable to eat anything at the 'Kindie' (pronounced 'kind eee') awards and has lost some weight.
It is rumoured that her next performance (if she gets through) will be without the zimmer or blue cardy. Zimmer enthusiasts state that her popularity will die without them, however, I have it on good authority that at her age she is bound to return to them eventually.
Frogo was not available for comment. She is said to be distraught at the disappearance of PSB and just wants to catch up with the other Grooveland Idols. A close friend of Frogo's told this reporter that she is keen to continue with GROOVELAND IDOL and is working on her next act between bouts of missing PSB depression. GO THE FROGO!!
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Post by Sheenia on May 14, 2004 16:15:57 GMT 10
Grooveland Morning Herald Friday 14th May 2004 Grooveland braces itself for another wild elimination round that is destines to change the fete of many of our popular Idols who have been on 3D tour for the last 3 weeks. The 3D tour that has made it impossible for the idols to compete is said to have drawn to a close and so too have the voting lines. Locals are hopeful that frogo was able to track down all three voting booths and cast her important vote so the 5 finalist can be names tonight. Stay tuned to ‘Contestants’ and ‘Australian idol’ threads for the elimination round that will cause, no doubt, more tears and cheers as we get one step closer to Grooveland 1st Idol. Sheenia was spotted shopping at the local quickie mark filling up on chicken curry ingredients to feed her long time companion Guy. When questioned about Guy recent tummy complains Sheenia admitted to not knowing how to cook anything other than curry. "Guy has had an upset stomach for weeks, I tried a green curry to help settle it down but he is still struggling with bouts of regular and prolonged book reading in the bathroom. I have bought a new curry mix to try him on at breakfast tomorrow, we just have our fingers crossed that he is well for the elimination night tonight, Perhaps I'll try my hand a curry puffs instead, we just don't seem to know what’s wrong with him :/" As Sheenia rushed off to make an extra strong batch of chicken curry puffs in an effort to settle guys tummy by tonight, one does have to question the quality of her bottle blonde tonic that seems to be impacting her capacity cognitively . In Other news Milk cartons have been of no use!! Grooveland’s popular idol Petshopboy has been missing for a total of 3 weeks much to the distress of the proboards suburban residence. Police have been investigating the disappearance of not only PSB but of his live in lover Craig-e and have so far come up with nothing other than the cheesy catch phrase “missing without a trace”. Organisers wonder how the show will ever go on or be the same without him, but have refused to give up hope that we will once again be blessed by PSB's awesome finger vocal talents that he is so loved for, and are hopeful he hasn’t forgotten us while on his 3d tour. If you have any information on the whereabouts of this man Please should call Groove finders on ‘1800 milk carton’<br> Sheenia McNudie Breakdancer reporting
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Post by teetree on May 14, 2004 16:20:40 GMT 10
should i put him on a milk carton again? like razz's
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Celebrity nonsensored reporter
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Post by Celebrity nonsensored reporter on May 14, 2004 17:05:42 GMT 10
Petshopboy has been missing from Grooveland Idol since his computer blew up in his face three weeks ago. Some people suspect that foul play is invilved in thuis disturbing case.
Even CraigE was thought to be a potential suspect. Though he has been keeping a constant vigil at Petshops bedside in hospital.
Police say the accident could be associated with Grooveland Idol contestants wanting to sabotage Petshop who was voted as a favourite in the competition weeks ago, due to his stirring rendition of the Divine song -Turn Around.
Celebrities Nonsensered
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Post by A Nonny Mouse on May 14, 2004 17:22:40 GMT 10
you didn't think the new name would hide you did you PSB?
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Post by PetShopBowie on May 14, 2004 17:32:18 GMT 10
Hi luvvies, Here I am live from my hospital bed, after eduring weeks of plastic surgery to restore me back to my former Bowie looks. It has cost poor CraigE a mint , you know but it serves him right for not replacing my computer earlier with a more zippy model. The police are still investigating the sabotage charges, and I beleive that Frogo could be a prime suspect after his/her disapperance around the same time as my accident. Perhaps Frogo is associated with the notorius underword figure Ziggy who, is rumoured to have been discharged from Doctor Harry's Pet Rehab centre at the same time as all these dreadful events occured. Now I must go I am getting a sick headache, and there is a gorgeous male nurse by my bed to take my temperature. So, I am not sure whether I will be able to attend the evictions ceremony tonight - CraigE will be visiting me in hospital and he willl be sneaking me in some of my favourite chockies. Oh the hospital food is very drab petals, I am soooo sick of that aeroplane jelly every night. What time will the illustrious show be on? CraigE and I were planning to watch the Eurovsion competition tonight to get some more ideas for my next performance, although I was thinking of doing Cher's "If you could turn back time" complete with G- string and Sailors - well I have lost so much weight recently as my mouth has been stitched together after plastic surgery and I have only been able to suck the aeroplane jelly through a straw, which was hardly worth it, believe me. Goodnight my sweeties- I love you all - thanks for the searchparty, it was a bit of excitement to my drab existence at the moment . It will be even more fun when the police show up at Grooveland to nab Frogo for questioning re my accident. Enjoy Kisses Petshop
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Post by frogo on May 14, 2004 17:37:18 GMT 10
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Post by A Nonny Mouse on May 14, 2004 17:57:29 GMT 10
frogo's faint a front!!!!!
roving reporter A Nonny Mouse
It seems that Frogo's faint was a false faint. It is rumoured that the ambulance took her straight to Copenhagen for the wedding of Mary and Fred where she was said to be joining Dame Edna Average.
She was seen clutching a tiara (eat your heart out PSB!!!)
She apparently sent wishes of good luck to all the other Grooveland finalists as she left.
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Post by Sheenia on May 17, 2004 2:10:45 GMT 10
Grooveland Herald Sun 17 May Sheenia is called away unexpectadly and is unable to judge grooveland idol eliminations for yet another week Froggo is said to have been requested (please froggo...pleeeaaasee) to track down the three poll vote threads (two in contestants and one in Australian idol) to tally up the votes, before informing the boards of the final 5 Grooveland Idol contestant to make it through. That means 2 will have to be eliminated. Everyone, including sheenia is hoping Froggo can come through, not only for the OGSMPA but for all of Grooveland to get this show BACK on the road. Desperado requesticus reporting Froggo, don't if ya cant be botheres sweety, but gee I would love you to give it a shot. Petshopboy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Missed you, Sheenia slaps you, you had me worried....and you better be kidding about the surgery.....but your so damn clever with your fingers that the lips being stitched for a moment is probably ok. Jelly through a straw...GAG......MWA sweety Hope to see you back real soon, and I will have word with Craif e about not replacing your computer sooner, the butterfly effect spread far and wide my friend .....far and wide Sheenia has no nails left from the worry...grooveland has grinded to a hold (you make a great excuse ) and wellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll yeah! Seeya all in a week my lovely lumps Kissy poos Sheenia
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Post by frogo on May 17, 2004 4:16:38 GMT 10
Fred and Mary in Frogo Stowaway shock
(from roving reporter A Nonny Mouse)
Our Copenhagen correspondent has reported that a strange little old lady wearing a blue ‘cardy’ was found curled up inside a lifebelt on board the Honeymoon Ship today. She was said to be sufferring from exposure!!!! But was otherwise in good health. ‘ I thought Guy would be at the wedding because he was in Copenhagen’ she said in a weak and frail voice. ‘I had no idea this was the Honeymoon ship when I climbed aboard – shiver shiver – brrrrr – shiver’ .
Fortunately, Fred and Mary were blissfully occupied and unaware of the drama unfolding beneath them. ‘If we had known she was there, we would have invited her to join us’ they said at a press conference held on board at the end of the first day of the honeymoon. (is there no peace or privacy for any Australian in the news these days?).
Danish authorities were quoted as saying ‘We are not going to press charges against this frail lost Australian – in the interest of Australian/Danish diplomacy. We understand that she took advantage of an invitation to the wedding to come and search for her Australian idol – er – the one beaten by a Norwegian – - er Guy Sebastian!
A spoKesman added -(Actually if we had known Freddie was going to marry an Aussie we would have voted for Guy in World Idol instead of the ‘hobbit’).
Another well known Australian Frogo had been hoping to meet up with at the wedding was ‘Dame Edna Average’ who was unavailable for comment. She was said to have stayed away from the wedding because she didn’t want to be upstaged by a ‘little Tasmanian Snippett!!’ It is reported however, that when she heard the news of Frogo’s foray she sent a 2 day voucher for a free stay at any ‘maximum security home for the bewildered’ of her choice. Frogo is said to be considering the offer.
We will keep you updated as this amazing story unfolds.
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