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Post by Petshopboy on Apr 23, 2004 12:15:32 GMT 10
You need to read between my outrageously witty lines I said porn star, as in the porn in the game chess, cause that all he could pull, rather than a video porn star. These Grooveland journalists are crap - ever heard of a spellcheck love? Get it right next time or I'll sue you for slander and defamation of my ego. Petshopboy
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Post by Sheenia on Apr 23, 2004 12:43:45 GMT 10
Journalists survive scathing and un-Grooveland like attack
Sheenia roboticas is said to be so taken back by Petshops mean spirited attack on the Grooveland Idol journo's that she has vowed to no longer support his case.
Sheenia was today resting in her Groovabau home when asked about the unfair and unfounded attack. "I actually don't have room in my life for unkind or unpredictable people, my team on Grooveland are all great Journo's and if Petshop is a princess and doesn't like, and chooses to take out his anger about the split with Craig-E than that’s his business, but I won't stand by and allow him to use the journo’s as door mat, he can go and pick a fight else where, it's very un Grooveland and very unwelcome. It the kind of thing you expect to hear coming out of the real world, not Grooveland".
Following the brief interview Sheenia's soon to be husband Guy Sebastian ushered everyone out the door to let Sheenia rest.
We all hope Sheenia will be Ok to perform on Monday night’s themes Grooveland Idol show.
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Post by Petshopboy on Apr 23, 2004 13:12:05 GMT 10
Journalists survive scathing and un-Grooveland like attack . "I actually don't have room in my life for unkind or unpredictable people, my team on Grooveland are all great Journo's and if Petshop is a princess and doesn't like, and chooses to take out his anger about the split with Craig-E than that’s his business, but I won't stand by and allow him to use the journo’s as door mat, he can go and pick a fight else where, it's very un Grooveland and very unwelcome. It the kind of thing you expect to hear coming out of the real world, not Grooveland".
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Post by spellchecker on Apr 23, 2004 13:41:23 GMT 10
**Newsflash!**
Professor Mumbley of the University of Stiffneckedness has stated that the mispelling of the word "porn" for the "pawn", must stop.
"I've spent many years building up my reputation as a boring, stodgy and sexually inadequate geezer," he wheezed. "I'd hate to think my forays into the chess club were being viewed by the public as 'porn' outings. I can assure you that I am way more boring than that."
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Post by Sheenia on Apr 23, 2004 13:56:26 GMT 10
Pawn……….. Porn, it’s not like we don’t all know the rule professor Geez… a play on words will never feel the same again... Lucky I love petshopboy, he may have to have words with professor stodgy bottom. I think it’s not recommended that you take Guy’s moral stand point in life about no sex before marriage into your old age, it may cause intense boringnesserlerizing desease.
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Post by Petshopboy on Apr 23, 2004 14:00:58 GMT 10
**Newsflash!** Professor Mumbley of the University of Stiffneckedness has stated that the mispelling of the word "porn" for the "pawn", must stop. "I've spent many years building up my reputation as a boring, stodgy and sexually inadequate geezer," he wheezed. "I'd hate to think my forays into the chess club were being viewed by the public as 'porn' outings. I can assure you that I am way more boring than that." Hmmm... that wouldn't happen to be proffesor 'Grant' Mumbley now would it?
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I woz there by a nonny mouse
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Post by I woz there by a nonny mouse on Apr 27, 2004 20:36:37 GMT 10
I woz there by A nonny mouse
To Grooveland herald letter to the editor
I want to complain about the unruly behaviour of Frogo fans at last nights round of Grooveland Idol performances. These dangerous people should be locked up in their ‘maximum security homes for the bewildered’ and never let out! They caused mayhem and injury by throwing their zimmers in the air and ambulances had to be called to take away the injured. These people made English soccer fans look positively tame. It’s not safe to go to a show any more! Something MUST be done!! On a positive note – Frogo’s performance was STUNNING! (see thread ‘Frogo’s 2nd grooveland Idol perf GO THE FROGO!!!!' in the CONTESTANTS FORUM) I was stunned allright – when a zimmer knocked me out!!
Yours in disgust
Fro -------oooops!! – er I mean ‘I woz there A nonny mouse’.
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Post by A Nonny Mouse on Apr 28, 2004 23:21:51 GMT 10
To whom it may concern
Please, I would like to be an occasional reporter for the Grooveland Herald. I have an in to the contestants and can provide a lot of goss.
Here is a story I would file if I were a reporter for you.
FUED BETWEEN 2 GROOVELAND CONTESTANTS
Today neither PSB nor Frogo would comment on the fact that it was rumoured they were fueding. Harry M Miller ushered Frogo into a back room before she could say anything. Do we smell a story here? If Harry is involved there must be. I wonder how much Frogo will be offered to spill the beans to a major television company.
Meanwhile --
PSB was seen skulking in dark glasses with his collar pulled up on his Shannon Finals night style coat. He was surrounded by security guards and loving every single one of them.
Organizers said that as far as they were concerned all the contestants were just one big happy family. – well, most families I know are neither big, nor happy, so make up your own mind about that.
Over and out
By A Nonny Mouse
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Post by Petshopboy on Apr 28, 2004 23:34:09 GMT 10
Dear Miss A N Mouse, I make my plea, not to just you, but to ALL the paparazzi that have been hounding me lately. Can you pl-ease give me some space.
CraigE and I were mobbed by fans at the Lee Lin Ching Yum Cha Palace in Chapel Street tonight. This is MOST PROBABLY a very good indication of my ever-growing fan base. (Watch out Miranda).
PS Can you please put the above bit in your next article.
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Post by A Nonny Mouse on Apr 28, 2004 23:40:00 GMT 10
Actually Mr PSB wer're more interested in Frogo, thanks for your input though!
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Post by Petshopboy on Apr 28, 2004 23:42:42 GMT 10
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Post by A Nonny Mouse on Apr 28, 2004 23:59:38 GMT 10
Mr PSB, you can bat those baby blues all you like, it will make no difference. On the other hand, we could be a teensy weensy interested in CraigE. Please pass on the message.
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Post by maggie20ct on Apr 29, 2004 8:46:43 GMT 10
Whoa its gettin hot in heerrre. A Nonny Mouse of course you can be a reporter! Your work in fantastic frog - oopps I mean A Nonny Mouse!
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Post by SoCrazyInLoveWithGUY on Apr 29, 2004 8:55:34 GMT 10
...CraigE and I were mobbed by fans at the Lee Lin Ching Yum Cha Palace in Chapel Street tonight... Is the rumour that you and CraigE are back together true then?
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Post by Petshopboy on Apr 29, 2004 11:06:02 GMT 10
PRESS RELEASE
Interview with Petshopboy:
"What I see as being frogo's biggest concern at the moment is that she doesn't know whether she's Red Simon or Bert Newton."
"As a result, she has developed a psycho - somatic condition, which has enlarged her throat nodules, and causes her much pain when she sings."
"I predict that she will strategically remove herself from the competition for these health reasons -she will do this when she, myself and some other lucky contestant are in the final three, and she knows that she is next to be voted out."
"I believe this will be an excellent career move for Frogo."
Petshopboy
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