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Post by Monkey on Jul 9, 2004 20:13:58 GMT 10
GROOVELAND HOSPITALS OVERLOADEDThe Grooveland Morning herald has sent this reporter on special assignment related to the serious illness causing the overloading of the local hospital.
I am standing oustide the home of one of Groovelands most influential residents - Monkey. It seems she hasn't been out for days and the locals are concerned. I have with me the local law enforcement officer Sgt. Theodore Doagooddeedeveryday and the decision has been made to enter the horse house by force.
Wait!!!! Please!!! Are you sure she's in there? - a concerned local asks?
Yes - we believe she is bent over her computer trolling the web for news and pictures of our favourite citizen - Guy, and that she hasn't eaten for days!
(Sgt. Doagooddeedeveryday clutches a lunch box under his arm left arm. Under his right arm he has a loud speaker horn thingy.)
He raises the horn to his mouth and ------
Starts to sing !!!!!!
It's been a long and winding journey but wer're finally here tonight We've come to help you Monkey cos 'somethin' don't feel right'
When all of this is over you'll be bushy tailed again there's nothing like that feeling of dancing in the rain
our dreams came true when we met you (we get you) Our Monkey ---eeee y
If you -- '
he stops singing - all the locals stop swaying
THATS' ENOUGH -- HUSH -- THE CURTAIN MOVES THE DOOR OPENS A CRACK ----
IT OPENS A BIT MORE --
WHAT'S THIS ??
A corner of a zimmer frame comes through the door, soon followed by the rest of it - and then ---
we seee faintly a blue cardigan ---
IT'S FROGO!!!!!!
Sgt. doagooddeedeveryday rushes towards her and she collapses in his arms.
'Please forgive moi' she says weakly - I jumped on Monkey thinking she was Goi and she hasn't spoken since. Oi didn't know what to do - thank Goi your'e here'
from the back of the crowd comes a high-pitched rather camp voice -----'Im here!! Nurse Petal is here!.
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[/img] IT'S PETSHOPBOY AT HIS MOST HEROIC!! I think we can safely leave the scene now knowing that all is well in Grooveland once more except for the lingering sadness that hangs over the town like a soggy tissue. [/b][/size][/quote]
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Post by Monkey on Jul 9, 2004 20:45:36 GMT 10
Monkey recovering after Frogo jumping incident Monkey is recovering well after Nurse Petal (aka Petshopboy) attended to her emotional state after being jumped on by Frogo. The frogo jumping incident occurred late this afternoon, when Monkey heard a noise outside in the bushes.
Monkey knew that she needed to be careful as her friend Frogo had been chasing her thinking she was Guy all week in Frogo's delusional state of Guy Withdrawal. But decided to open the door when she heard someone shouting "Guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuy,
Guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuy,
Guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuy."
So thinking it was Sheenia she peaked outside.
Monkey had been inside the house for a few days now since visiting Dr Wonder who confirmed she had Chicken Curry pox. Dr Wonder said it best that she stay inside and look for pictures and info on Guy to ensure she mades a full recovery from the infectious Chicken Curry pox.
After opening the door and not hearing the noise anymore she went back to her computer. As she was going to sit down she saw a brightly coloured handbag that somehow looked familar. But then Monkey decided maybe it was Bo's handbag as she had been earlier to give Monkey some Chicken Curry Soup she made her.
It was then that Monkey heard someone running behind her screaming.
"Goi, my beutiful Goi, my handbag hasn't felt the same without you"
and it was then that Frogo jumped on the victim Monkey. After that Monkey suffered severe emotional shock, and did not speak. It was later found out that this was because Frogo had in her haste ripped a priceless sexy framed picture of Guy, that put Monkey into a severe emotional state.
Monkey stated earlier that she feels much better thanks to Nurse Petal and would like to thank the Grooveland Rescue team for saving her.
"The song you sang somehow made me snap out of it, thank goodness for the caring natures of the Grooveland residents that showed concern when I had not left the house in days."
Monkey had one more thing to say before we left her at the hospital,
"Boy that Chicken Curry Pox itches"
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Post by PetShopBowie on Jul 11, 2004 11:37:13 GMT 10
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Post by PetShopBowie on Jul 11, 2004 11:40:25 GMT 10
Monkey recovering after Frogo jumping incident
, "Boy that Chicken Curry Pox itches" Oh... is that what it is....
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Post by Sheenia on Jul 12, 2004 4:23:16 GMT 10
hahahahahahahaha classic...you guys are too much...how funny...and petshop....your isn't chicken curry pox sweety.........not according to this report I have anyways It's Poxy petbowie hurry curry Stay tunes for the next exciting episode of "Is it contageous?" Starring PetShopBoy and Craig-E........ ;D
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Post by Monkey on Jul 12, 2004 18:14:15 GMT 10
Well HELLO! Where's my nomination for citizen of the year! Nurse Petal gets nominated for citizen of the year.It can now be confirmed that Nurse Petal (aka Petshop boy) has been nominated for citizen of the year. This was due to Nurse Petal recent heroic deeds when Monkey was accidently jumped on by Frogo who thought she was Guy. Surprisingly that nomination for Nurse Petal came from Dicko, who had witnessed Nurse Petal in action when she tended to Monkey's severe emotional state following the Frogo jumping. Dicko is said to be very impressed with Nurse Petal (aka Petshopboy) heroic efforts during the Monkey crisis. And rumour has it that their relationship has become more than just friendship. Below is a photo of Nurse Petal during the Monkey Frogo crisis.
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Post by Monkey on Jul 14, 2004 18:44:49 GMT 10
bump
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Post by frogo on Jul 18, 2004 21:24:09 GMT 10
FROGO’S PROGRESS HINDERED BY EYELASH
(Parts of this story are true – it’s up to you to work out which).
Groovelands senior citizen Frogo left Tasmania to return home on Thursday night last. She took the ferry from Devonport to Melbourne with her ‘not so trusty’ van. Just before leaving Melbourne she felt something in her eye. Gritty, painful, teardrops – brother-in-law with good eyesight removes piece of grit!!! Frogo sets off from Melbourne with eye still a bit painful. She gets about 30 kms and realises there is still something in the eye. Driving becomes impossible – pain and irritation unbelievable – tear drops pouring and no vision in right eye. What to do!! Can’t drive all the way back – small town nearby. – heads for small town – local chemist – useless – couldn’t see or do anything, but doctors surgery next door.
10 minute wait to see Doctor – Frogo desperate by now – looks as if she’s been crying for a week!!. Lovely gentle Doctor has trouble lifting eyelid because it has become swollen and hard to grip!!! ‘I will need to use a local anastheatic on this’ he says. –<br> FROGO FREAKS IMAGINING A ‘NEEDLE’ IN THE EYE!!!!
‘No – no – it’s not a needle, just drops from an eyedropper - but it will make everything look yellow and you will blow yellow ‘snot’ for a while!! FROGO is so relieved she says ‘ Oh that sounds wonderful!!! I always liked yellow’. Doc puts drop in eye and we wait for numbness – (have you ever had a numb eye peeps? – Well, I tell you now – you wouldn’t know it was numb unless your tried to poke a stick in it!! Ha)! Once numb – (the ‘stick’ test) - (NOT TRUE) – Doc turns top eyelid inside out and after a minute or so says – ‘I can see something there’! – he is unable to hold the lid back for long – has to try again.
‘It looks like ---- hmmmm yes it is – It’s an EYELASH!!!!!!’<br> After a few more minutes and attempts the offending eyelash is removed!! What a relief – Frogo is sooo grateful, but eye still feels slightly gritty. Doc prescribes ‘antibiotic drops’!
Frogo is finally allowed to continue her journey after waiting for the eye to settle down.
The offending eyelash is held overnight in a petrie dish to await charges. This reporter can now inform you that on july 17th 2004 – Miss I(Iris) Lash was charged with causing grevious irritation to the right eye and slow down of journey of the ‘late’ Miss Frogo (60yrs) of Grooveland.
When asked how she would plead – Miss Lash said ‘ not guilty on the grounds of absolute insantity’. (It is rumoured that Miss Lash is an obsessed fan of the eyelashes of Guy Sebastian).
‘I left my place of residence on Frogo’s upper eyelid with the hope of getting to meet Guy Sebastian. It was my aim to spend the rest of my life amongst his lustrous lashes’. She continued. ‘unfortunately I fell into the watery wasteland of Frogo’s eye and was unable to get out’.
I asked Miss Lash how her obsession with Mr Sebastian’s eyelashes had come about. She told me that Frogo spent soooo much time drooling over a thread called ‘Guy’s eyelashes’ that she had become independently besotted with the funky fro boys fronds. ‘It got soo bad, that I simply had to try to join them!! She said.
‘Do you think the charges brought against you are fair Miss Lash?” we asked. ‘ No – I am hoping that Miss Frogo will drop both the charges and the word ‘late’ from her title. I do not wish to be reminded for the rest of my life of this accidental misdemeanor that caused her to be ‘late’.
The ‘late’ Miss Frogo was unavailable for comment – she is said to be suffering from bright yellow snot and does not wish to be seen until it subsides. ------------------------------------------------------------- Grooveland Morning Herald July 18th 2004
FROGO DROPS CHARGES AGAINST I LASH.
It was reported this morning that Frogo has returned to her original name and dropped the charges against Miss I Lash. We came across Miss Lash as she left the courthouse a free eyelash once more! ‘iris!! -- ‘Iris’ – what do you have to say? ‘ we called. – Well, I’m actually a little disappointed – she said – I was hoping for at least 20 lashes!!! – but no such luck – It’s not easy for an eyelash to be alone.’<br>‘what will you do now then? We asked? ‘I will continue my search for Guy Sebastian’ she said as she was driven away for a secret meeting with Harry M Miller.
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