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Post by Sheenia on Apr 17, 2004 12:12:50 GMT 10
Grooveland Morning Herald Sat 17th April A new newspaper has been launched by Sheenia Interpretive dance incorporated and is designed to make Robot girl rich rich rich. It will include interesting stories and editorials, Exclusives and naturally scandals. The first issue is up for editing; all those wishing to contribute should add their story. The first page of Grooveland Morning herald shows a small bold print caption reading *Sheenia was spotted earlier today shouting "I'm rich, it was such an easy market, there wasn't a paper available and it's all miiiiiiine, bwahahahaha All mine, I tell you, Miiiiiiiiiiiine" P35 Please feel free to let your imagination run free Luv you all
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Post by Sheenia on Apr 17, 2004 12:13:32 GMT 10
Grooveland Idol Affair
It has been revealed that the saucy GI contestant Sheenia, better known for her robot style interpretive dance is embroiled in a steamy affair with none other than SoCrazyInLoveWithGuy. The pair was seen canoodling at Groove burgers shortly after midnight. “I don’t know why Sheenia thinks she had the right to just canoodle around, I mean after her affair with Guy Sebastian, she really is pushing it” an insider exclaimed. When Questioned, Sheenia reveals “it’s absurd, how do these rumours start?”, then grabbed SoCRazy’s hand and winked at her. Guy Sebastian is said to be distressed by the rumours but is still perusing Sheenia in a bid to marry her. Royal insider Sir Chicken McCurry has said “Guy is desperate to make Sheenia his Queen, but Sheenia feels they are too young to take on such a huge responsibility, she is just enjoying being his girl for the moment P4
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Post by Sheenia on Apr 17, 2004 12:14:49 GMT 10
Exclusive
Grooveland Idol Live Vote scandal
It has been revealed that Grooveland Idol Live Voting may be rigged. The thread, which opened late last night, is said to be inundated with votes than cannot be registered. Early Favourite Sheenia shrugged off accusations this morning that she has been logging on as a guest and voting for herself.
Please check in the Grooveland Idol Live and Grooveland Idol Live 2 threads for your local voting poll.
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Post by Monkey on Apr 17, 2004 13:49:27 GMT 10
Violence rocks Grooveland Idol!
Last night Grooveland Idol show was marred with violence last night. As crowd favourite Sheenia who is also known as Robot girl, in a jealous rage stepped on fellow contestant Monkey.
After the violent stepping incident occurred Guy quickly carried Monkey in his arms to Grooveland general hospital. There Monkey was given the all clear my doctors to perform in the next round of Grooveland idol if she makes it through.
The doctors also told Monkey to stay overnight in the hospital as a precaution. Upon hearing this Guy decided to stay by Monkey's bedside during the night, as he softly sang her to sleep.
When asked about the incident Guy replied, "I'm shocked by what has happened, and I will do everything I can to make Monkey better again".
Due these recent events we are left to wonder if violence will continue on Grooveland Idol as the competition begins to heat up? And if so who will Sheenia next victim be?
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Post by Monkey on Apr 17, 2004 13:59:02 GMT 10
Love is in the air for Sheenia and Dicko
It seems love is in the air for Sheenia and Dicko, after Dicko was seen carrying Sheenia off into the sunset during Grooveland Idol last night.
Witnesses said that the two after the show seemed quite in love, as they spend hours looking each others eyes at a local sunset restaurant.
When asked about the rumour Dicko replied, "We can't help how we feel about each other, just leave me and my sugar plum alone".
Guy Sebastian during the show was also heard saying to Monkey "looks like Dicko has found a new love" as he watched Sheenia get carried off by Dicko.
But one is left to ponder whether this is just a scam by Sheenia to get a Grooveland record deal with Dicko new company Raspberry Monkey records!.
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Post by Dol on Apr 17, 2004 14:26:48 GMT 10
Mrs Dicko Sues Sheenia for Emotional Distress & Is Divorcing Dicko Everyone in town is talking about the new girl in Dicko's life. It's been talked about in the races, the markets, the casinos , just everywhere. Even Channel 10 is worried about the effect it will have on AI2. Whispers are everywhere and gossips on radio & TV were all excited. It was revealed on this very newspaper that the other woman is SHEENIA! Guy was distressed to hear about the news firsthand. He came this morning to this forum and was shocked to find out that one of his devoted fan is involved with his friend. Oh No! quote him I tried to be a good role model and lived a holy life. How can one of my fans do this to my image! Guy telephoned Mrs Dicko and she fainted on the spot. When she recovered she called her 5 lawyers to see what will be the next move. 4 recommended to divorce Dicko and 1 suggested to sue Sheenia for damages So, Sheenia watch out!!!. There were also rumours that she has contacts with the underworld and have talked about some"arrangements' This story will also be on tonight's news on SBS
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Post by Sheenia on Apr 17, 2004 14:40:02 GMT 10
Tragedy strikes Idol favourite
In a recent interview with Fro weekly, Monkey (AKA Oyster Girl) revealed the devastating secret that she has been hiding for months from fellow contestants and Grooveland residence.
In a tearful interview, Monkey, better know for her oyster girl antic and a recent idol rage incident where she was stepped on my the genius interpretive dancer Sheenia, revealed that her tiny 1 month old love child with cult leader Guy Sebastian, Monkey Jnr, is suffering from the painful and distressing disorder of Fro Separation.
Monkey was said to be distressed by her babies ‘sad look’ and is seeking votes to help her babies fro be restored to it’s former glory.
One must wonder if the pressure of being Groveland’s first ever Idol will be too much for her when she already has her hands full dealing with Monkey Jnr.
Poll votes currently have her as favourite to not be illuminated in this week’s high-pressure first round of Grooveland Idol. Results will be broadcast on Inside Australian Idol forum “contestants” at 9pm on Wednesday night.
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Post by Sheenia on Apr 17, 2004 14:56:57 GMT 10
Relief For Mrs Dicko as rumours proved false.
Mr and Mrs Dicko are said to be in urgent talks with solicitors to discuss suing the perpetrators of the name disgracing rumours that have Marred Grooveland Idol contestant Sheenia.
The truth about the incident has been revealed. Sheenia was carried off stage by Dicko in an attempt to help her un-step from monkeys head Sunday nights show, during one of the more talked about idol performances of the night.
Sheenia was outside Idol head quarters today explaining the truth behind the rumours.
“It’s extraordinary what’s going around in the press these days, Monkey and I are still great friends, you guys just seem to be looking for a story”<br>“The incident in which I stood on Monkeys head was purely an accident, I was actually going to assist her, as she was sitting precariously in front of Guy when my robot suit rusted up on me and I stepped on her head……Dicko was simply helping me off stage as I was rusted….and then all this sillyness”<br>“I can assure you that Guy and I are still happily together, although Monkey is still very much in his life, as they are experiencing the tragic fro separation with Monkey Jnr”<br> With rumours well behind them, Mr and Mrs Dicko plan on taking a holiday once the Grooveland Idol phenomenon cools down.
Dickos representative said “Dicko is more focussed on the show at the moment, he would rather put this dreadful experience behind him, he is concerned that the parties responsible for trying to disgrace Sheenias good name should come to justice but he is not willing to comment any further on these issues”<br> Grooveland Idol continues tonight
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Post by Sheenia on Apr 17, 2004 15:53:53 GMT 10
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Post by maggie20ct on Apr 17, 2004 21:04:13 GMT 10
Glow in the Dark Suprise on Idol
After all the drama surrounding particularly controversial Groovland Idol contestants Sheenia and Monkey, finally and outstanding performance outshines the negative press.
Last night Maggie (know for her dinosaur antics) wowed the crowd with her version of "My Beautiful Guy" and her exquisit Body Wiggling, that quite resembles Australian Idol winner Guy Sebastians very own wiggling.
She then dropped a major suprise whe she revealed that same wiggling as stated above when the lights had dimmed and her Dinosaur exterior turned glow in the dark.
It is sure to go down in Grooveland Idol history.
No comment was available from Maggie herself but Guy has named her the early favourite.
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Post by Grooveland Guy on Apr 18, 2004 10:09:23 GMT 10
Idol Judges Disappear, To the shock of many of the quiet Grooveland residence the must talked about judges Raspberry and Beautifulfriend have been a no show at recent grooveland Idol events. Despite numerous attempts by organizers to motivate the duo, many fear the judging role has been terribly neglected and needs to be looked at closely to ensure the contestants have the best possible chance of improving from each performance. “Come on Judges, get those great minds working for the sake of our laughter" a regular Guy said earlier today "I just love everyone in Grooveland, it's not as quiet as it used to be but I wouldn't want it any other way" After a residence cousin told him about these forums he has been watching carefully ;D and totally loves the Grooveland Idol threads. The residence of Grooveland want to see this event go crazy. "These guy's are awesome, they are so loving and respectful of Guy and he really appreciates it". I'll pop back from time to time to check up on your guys, you all rock........... Byeeeeeeeeeee
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Post by Monkey on Apr 18, 2004 10:21:49 GMT 10
Grooveland Guy thanks for all the positive feedback, it is always nice to hear that you enjoy reading our threads and that they make you laugh. Your be happy to know Guy Monkey Afro Junior is coping well, but you never know when he may take a turn for the worse. ;)He went to AGMF for easter, and that gave him so much joy on easter so perhaps that may be the reason. See you later my friend
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Post by Grooveland Guy on Apr 18, 2004 11:18:35 GMT 10
Hey Money, Your too funny girl!!! Love the for seperation, I would hate to have that I went to the AGMF too, I got a lot of joy out of it. How cool was that jumping castle Keep up the news articles guys I'm sure if Guy were to read them he would laugh... Byeeeeeeeee
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Post by Monkey on Apr 18, 2004 11:37:40 GMT 10
I pray that you never have fro separation Grooveland Guy. And AGMF was fantastic, I loved it! There is so much talent there, at the church services I went to before there were so many fantastic performers there, love Daniel Kay. And I was very lucky because I got into the second row (centre) so I got a good view of Rookie, Remedy and Guy Sebastian who were all terrific. I am so glad Guy made the effort to come to AGMF, he will never know just how much joy and happiness he gave me hearing his beautiful voice on Easter (wish he had sang more christian songs though ). I really hope Guy gets some sleep though and gets to spend some time with his family Grooveland Guy, Guy Monkey Afro Junior misses him hehe. Well I least he gets to spend some time with Shannon (who I think is so talented also). And remember vote for Monkey/Oyster girl for Grooveland Idol!-Do it for Guy (I can read minds, and Guy was thinking this at AGMF). And do it for little Guy Monkey Afro Junior, there is no telling when the fro separation will just get too much for the little fellow .
And yes love that jumping castle!
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Post by Monkey on Apr 18, 2004 12:30:54 GMT 10
The amazing Curry Queen
When we think about Grooveland Idol, we think of the talented contestant such as maggie20ct, Sheenia and Raspberry to name a few.
But what we forget is the women who makes all the wonderful and delicious curry, you have heard of her in the "Welcome to Grooveland thread" yes we are talking about Grooveland residence who people fondly call the CURRY QUEEN (a.k.a. Mrs Sebastian). Through her tireless efforts of making her yummy curries, she gives the contestants the strength to face another day.
When asked about her thoughts about the Curry Queen Grooveland contestant Monkey replied "Without her there wouldn't be a Grooveland idol, her curry helps our performances reach new levels. We would be lost without her".
Sheenia agrees "I love the Curry Queen, her curry gave me the motivation to groove like I never grooved before".
So all there is left to say is "thank-you Curry Queen, you are a Queen like no other".
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