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Post by Pinkline Jones on Jan 19, 2004 11:43:12 GMT 10
CAR HURT IN KURT ACCIDENT
Car of the Year winner - Wolsley 67 and a lamp post got "lightly" injured in a chain collision in Sandvika in Bergen saturday afternoon. The Wolsley's manager, Pug Face Magee confirmed this to TV2 web-kebab wrapper.
NOT SERIOUS
The Wolsley has been in an accident and got lightly injured, says his manager and underlines that it's not serious - just a sidescrape, the aerial, Dodi-proof air bag, and left windscreen wiper. The motor show winner is at a wheel alignment examination at the emergency ward in Stalingrad. It's not a mather of life or death. The car is being examined and we are waiting for a comment from the panel beater, says Magee.
The Wolsley and lamp post got hit from behind in the accident by a set of gappy monster choppers.
Source: Kenya TV2
Translation: kiswahili
A statement from the poltergeist says "Two people were taken to the hospital, for a check up, due to karaoke aftershock."
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Post by ThatsJustPlainSick on Jan 19, 2004 11:53:53 GMT 10
I reckon that comment is just plain sick Pinkline Jones.
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Post by FLuffY SLippERs on Jan 19, 2004 22:16:26 GMT 10
pinkline i always admire wat u write and this is the first time and probably the only time i will say im disapointed . it was abit uncalled for but besides that and b4 u take the pis out of my name and wat i say keep up your creativity it always amuses me
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Post by Pinkline Jones on Jan 20, 2004 11:40:42 GMT 10
I don't know if I can say anything about that name! Amazing. Kurt wasn't hurt - if he had been I would certainly not have mucked around with the story.
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Weeya
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Post by Weeya on Jan 20, 2004 12:27:23 GMT 10
Redneck or not – black chick you got issues…<br>
But your dislike to Kurt (and me?) sure is some fun reading.
Do they really have two TV channels in Kenya?
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Post by Pinkline Jones on Jan 20, 2004 13:30:04 GMT 10
Ooma ni kisu tafadali
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Post by Pinkline Jones on Jan 20, 2004 13:30:27 GMT 10
Ooma na kisu tafadali
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Post by TeenQueen on Jan 20, 2004 13:35:40 GMT 10
Ooooooh Pinky, I love it when you talk dirty.  |
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Post by Pinkline Jones on Jan 20, 2004 13:47:53 GMT 10
So do I Teenmeistress - gives me a cheap thrill!
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Post by TeenQueen on Jan 20, 2004 13:53:24 GMT 10
Oo-ee oo-ah-ah ting tang walla walla bing-bang!
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Post by Pinkline Jones on Jan 20, 2004 15:40:01 GMT 10
THE MARTIAN HOP
The Ran-dells
By Steven Rappaport, Robert Rappaport, John Spirt
Papa ooh mir mir papa ooh mir mir papa ooh mir mir papa ooh mir mir
Ee-ee-ee ee-ee
I got into my rocket ship to see the Martian Hop
I saw the planet shining red so there I made my stop
But as I opened up the door and climbed the ladder down
I saw the Martians on the floor a-dancin' to this sound
Ee-ee-ee ee-ee the Martian Hop ee-ee-ee ee-ee-ee-ee
I saw I was the first one there and so I was surprised
To see the Martians twist and stomp before my very eyes
They did the locomotion and the hully-gully too
I couldn't name a single dance the Martians couldn't do
Ee-ee-ee ee-ee the Martian Hop ee-ee-ee ee-ee-ee-ee
Now right around the stroke of twelve the dance had just begun
They earth kids parked their spaceship down on Mars to have some fun
And so I left my friends, the Martians, stomping on the ground
And even though I'm back on earth I still can hear this sound.
Ee-ee-ee ee-ee the Martian Hop ee-ee-ee ee-ee-ee-ee
(fade out while repeating "papa ooh mir mir")
From: Steven Rappaport, the co-writer, member of The Ran-Dells, and
producer of the record.
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Post by Night Nurse on Jan 21, 2004 12:59:15 GMT 10
I just have to write something here.
Pinkline Jones, how do you know Kurt and his girlfriend were not hurt? Do you read 10 norwegian newspapers every day, so you know everything? Have you spoken to their doctors??
Do you know they were sitting in a stationary car, that were hit by a car going 70 KM/H? And got neck pain, headaches, neck braces, painkillers, and have to go for numerous check-ups? What does that tell you?? Or maybe you have no family or friends that have been involved in accidents like these? If you had, you would have shown more respect. Or maybe respect is not in your repertoire?
Since this is an Australian message board: Are you a fan of Guy Sebastian? That wouldn't surprise me, because that talented young man sure has been EXTREMELY unlucky with his fan base. I'm not saying they are all bad, but after having read some of their spewings on Idol message boards and the like, I can now barely hear his name without feeling ill. Especially their rallying cry GO THE FRO! They are maybe not aware that him and Kurt became friends when they were in London? How do you think Guy would feel if he saw what his fans are writing about Kurt? I'm not saying there aren't nasty Kurt fans around, but the Guy brigade have taken impoliteness and bad loser-dom to new heights.
They also come across as totally different to the Australians I've met in my life. Those people were charming, laid-back and polite.
If there are any Australians of that type out there, I would like to wish them a good day!
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Post by Pinkline Jones on Jan 21, 2004 13:33:25 GMT 10
NightNurseBedPanMeistress,
I know for a fact that Kurt and his girlfriend were unharmed. I happen to read FIFTEEN daily Norwegian newspapers and have to say that they are right up the expected standard of your average fish and chips wrapping paper.
And yes I have spoken to Kurt's doctors and all of them agree that nothing can be done to improve Kurt's vocal cords. Explaining via an intpreter: "We can grow an ear on the back of a mouse but this is another kettle of karaoke altogether".
I'm sorry that Kurt and gfriend were hit by a stationary car. I can empathise with them as I once crashed into the back of a parked truck due to a misunderstanding about the solar eclipse.
As for the pain you mention - nothing would come close to the PAIN I and many other world idol viewers had to endure as Kurt belted out his denim-laced Bono tribute. There aren't enough pharmaceuticals nor litres of beer surely to counteract such an aural assault, although I'm still trying to prove the last theory wrong.
Guy Sebastian? Not a huge fan no - although I am aware of his uncanny global ability to upset the wider cat family. For your info: Our best singer and in fact the BEST singer from the national Idol comps from around the world full stop, Paulini Curuenavuli - remained at home whilst this farce took place.
To show that I WAS moved by Kurt's woes here's a nice tribute I discovered on the back of a cyber toilet door written by "Curdt".........PINKLINE JONES
"Kurdt meant/means more to me than anyone that I never met should. Coming up on three years since his passing and I still feel just as strongly if not more so. I know in my heart that either Kurdt did NOT hurt himself or if he did, was driven to it. I turn on the radio today and hear nothing but shit...pure unadulterated shit...and sometimes I get mad and yell at Kurdt, "You fucker, music died with you." There is nobody that can even come close. His music touched my soul. Sometimes I really wish he wasn't seen as such a commodity and a hero/loser by everyone and the rest of the world would just forget him so I can have my memories all to myself and not have to share Kurdt with anyone. I was very near Seattle when I heard the news. I still to this day can't describe what I felt. It was like a part of me died with him. All I can rememeber thinking is ""Oh Kurdt, no man, shit....why?" But he hasn't told me....yet.
I love you Kurdt ~ thanks for the music "
NOW, THAT!! IS SAD!!!
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Weeya
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Post by Weeya on Jan 22, 2004 9:33:44 GMT 10
Well, Tacoma is the worst city to live in the states and Seattle needs their shrinks, so of course she is sad.
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Post by Pinkline Jones on Jan 22, 2004 10:07:21 GMT 10
Tacoma? mmm what's the temperature like?
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