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Post by Ben on Jul 28, 2003 23:37:39 GMT 10
Write your favourite one-liner by a judge! A female was singing "Staying alive" by the Bee Gee's and they only showed us the chorus of this song when she sung: Ah, ah,ah, ah, staying alive, stayin alive. One of the male judges sings back to her: ah, ah, ah, ah, stayin in Perth, stayin in Perth.  |
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Post by Caspersmum on Jul 29, 2003 9:19:20 GMT 10
I believe it was Dicko that told this one girl, "You have a face that would stop traffic, but a voice that would strip wallpaper!!" ;D
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Post by Ben on Jul 29, 2003 19:37:38 GMT 10
LOL, that was a good one too.
I also liked the 'unfortunately your voice isn't good enough to hide the whale' or something along those lines. of course he was talking to a 'well sized' female, poor girl.
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Post by Ben on Aug 3, 2003 21:32:58 GMT 10
'That's not a voice, that's a weapon of mass destruction' |
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Post by meanbean on Aug 12, 2003 5:32:55 GMT 10
what was that line about "pigs flying and you will too" from one of the judges on monday night about pete. It's funny when you know they put alot of thought into a line, maybe praying it turns up on next weeks promo, and instead it comes out as a 'what tha'! we've started playing a drinking game where every time marcia cries, or says "from the heart", or says "you know he/she really knows what they are singing about" - we have to drink. needless to say we are getting 'fit shaced'.  |
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Post by nicki on Aug 12, 2003 17:25:33 GMT 10
hahaha meanbean, maybe you should drink when she says 'good job' as well. Have to admit though, I liked dicko's line to Chelsea that he hoped her 'chase (?) to be a diva wouldn't be her downfall'. I really can't remember his exact words...but basically that she shouldn't try to be a diva.
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Post by chrisy on Aug 13, 2003 18:20:37 GMT 10
haha yeh i liked that one 2, i think he said "i hope the lure of the diva isn't your downfall"...if that's not the high notes will be...crickey!
yeh, dicko's growing on me, at first i was like omg he's so mean...but now i just think he's hilarious...plus he has 2 b like that 4 the show 2 work.
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Post by chrisy on Aug 19, 2003 16:44:30 GMT 10
oh & when dicko does 2 those 2 twins who did "play that funky music white boy...play that funky music..." really badly, <<it's tweedledum & tweedledummer"
that was really funny
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Post by miao chairman on Aug 27, 2003 1:47:34 GMT 10
holden just can't get his act together. any time he thinks something is funny he should keep his mouth shut - do a costanza, coz I'm sure that the opposite of his instincts is the right way to go.  when he tried to link guy's 'fro to a line about dicko's hair... I never laughed so hard - at him, not with him. zinger gone awry. ;D marcia made my night when she dismissed ( diss'd miss)the slut on the mad bad and ugly show. " yeah? well, see ya later..." I loved her with that attitude. I wanna see more! |
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Post by Kate on Sept 11, 2003 20:01:56 GMT 10
lol how funny!!
when Marc Dickhead Holden every monday when andrew g and james ask who he thinks is going thru says 'ooh ahh oooh ahhh ooohh aaahhhh .....(name)'
its soooooo annoying cos he does it everytime.
Marica annoys me when she is complimenting someone then goes 'and your beautiful congratulations'
DICKO IS THE BEST!!
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Post by Mantastic Plastic on Sept 14, 2003 17:06:47 GMT 10
OMG i hate it when mark does that. Especially the way he moves his hands around. pisses me off.
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Post by Chrissy on Oct 8, 2003 18:46:31 GMT 10
and don't u h8 it wen he says that he h8's it wen he agrees wit dicko, but 4 tha majority of the time he always does...
n wats with "TOUCHDOWN".. even rove was payn him out
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Post by yay on Oct 11, 2003 1:01:55 GMT 10
how about the time wen mark was telling off the idols about their rehersal. and he kept going on and on about pulling into their gut. he said 'seriously' over and over again which pissed me off.
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