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It's harsh reality TV
December 22, 2003
The Sun-Herald
In with a chance ... our Idol, Guy Sebastian, front and centre with other World Idol hopefuls in London last week. Photo: AFP
Is World Idol a pop contest or a blood sport? Saska Graville goes ringside.
"There's not a cat in hell's chance of you winning based on that performance."
"There's nothing constructive I can say, you're out of your depth."
"I think people felt sorry for you because you don't look like a pop idol."
"We've allowed a lot of ugly people to become recording artists."
Welcome to the harsh reality of World Idol and the choice phrases of the competition's infamous judge Simon Cowell. If you thought Ian "Dicko" Dickson could be a tad tough at times, meet the man who makes him seem soft and cuddly.
Cowell was a judge on both the British and US shows and has carved himself a lucrative TV career with his Mr Nasty act. Guy Sebastian was up against him last week when he joined 11 other Idol winners from around the globe for the inaugural World Idol, recorded in London. The show will be screened on Ten on December 26 at 7.30pm, with the results show on January 2. (See below for how you can vote for the winner.)
Each competing country provided a judge, including our Dicko for Australia, Cowell for the US and Kylie's original producer Peter Waterman for the UK. Add them to a panel that included judges from Poland and the Arab nations, and the comments were unusual to say the least - but more on that later!
Performing What A Wonderful World, Australia's favourite 'fro took it all in his stride.
"I was over-the-moon happy with my performance," Sebastian said. "I felt great. I was very happy to be there to represent Australia."
And the boy did good. "Without question the best voice so far," Cowell said. Dicko himself was positively maternal. "I can't begin to tell you how proud I am to be with you representing my adopted country in my homeland," he raved from the judge's platform. "Go the 'fro!"
The next morning, Dicko was still on a Guy high.
"He's a champion and all of my expectations were satisfied last night," he said. "But who the hell knows who's going to win, it was such a freak show."
Um, yes, back to that eclectic mix of judges. "There were 11 winners who were ritually humiliated, abused and taken to task by some very ignorant and brutal people on the judging panel, myself included," Dicko said. "It was judging as a blood sport."
Which adds up to great television viewing.
As well as Cowell's comments above (to Germany, Poland, Canada and Norway respectively), viewers can look forward to a downright bonkers Polish judge who united everyone, his fellow judges included, in their scorn. ("I might as well have hired a tortoise," sneered Cowell.)
"There was this f---ing idiot from Poland who just wanted to destroy everyone," Dicko elaborated, in true understated style. "He thought it was cool every time to just tear people down."
Sebastian said: "It was a slaughter fest before I went on. It was very embarrassing, actually. There wasn't a panel of three good judges, they were all mean, insecure people trying to outdo each other. It was definitely not what I was expecting because everybody had already made it in their respective territories. It [the show] just brought talented people together and bagged the crap out of them."
Again, all the better for great television viewing.
Sebastian's fellow competitors included Kelly Clarkson from the US and Will Young from the UK, both of whom won Idol over two years ago and are still enjoying healthy careers, particularly Clarkson, whose debut single made the biggest jump to No. 1 in US Billboard chart history.
"I'm the freshest out so I was curious to know what it will be like in a year or so," Sebastian said. "To talk to some of them who are a year into their careers and to know they're still going strong was quite reassuring."
But can Sebastian be the World Idol?
"I think Kelly or Guy will win," Dicko said. "But Guy's in a position now where he's not beholden to a phone vote. He's got a career, he's broken records in Australia and we're going to make him a worldwide star, whether he wins a phone vote or not."
How the voting will work
Phone voting from TV viewers will decide the World Idol winner. Since each country involved has differing population sizes, votes will work on a points system, not on a number of votes system. Each country's own entrant will automatically be awarded the highest number of points - 12 - from that country, therefore local viewers will not vote for their own Idol but for how they think every other Idol should be ranked. Points will then be allotted from 10 down to one.
www.smh.com.au/articles/2003/12/21/1071941616221.html
December 22, 2003
The Sun-Herald
In with a chance ... our Idol, Guy Sebastian, front and centre with other World Idol hopefuls in London last week. Photo: AFP
Is World Idol a pop contest or a blood sport? Saska Graville goes ringside.
"There's not a cat in hell's chance of you winning based on that performance."
"There's nothing constructive I can say, you're out of your depth."
"I think people felt sorry for you because you don't look like a pop idol."
"We've allowed a lot of ugly people to become recording artists."
Welcome to the harsh reality of World Idol and the choice phrases of the competition's infamous judge Simon Cowell. If you thought Ian "Dicko" Dickson could be a tad tough at times, meet the man who makes him seem soft and cuddly.
Cowell was a judge on both the British and US shows and has carved himself a lucrative TV career with his Mr Nasty act. Guy Sebastian was up against him last week when he joined 11 other Idol winners from around the globe for the inaugural World Idol, recorded in London. The show will be screened on Ten on December 26 at 7.30pm, with the results show on January 2. (See below for how you can vote for the winner.)
Each competing country provided a judge, including our Dicko for Australia, Cowell for the US and Kylie's original producer Peter Waterman for the UK. Add them to a panel that included judges from Poland and the Arab nations, and the comments were unusual to say the least - but more on that later!
Performing What A Wonderful World, Australia's favourite 'fro took it all in his stride.
"I was over-the-moon happy with my performance," Sebastian said. "I felt great. I was very happy to be there to represent Australia."
And the boy did good. "Without question the best voice so far," Cowell said. Dicko himself was positively maternal. "I can't begin to tell you how proud I am to be with you representing my adopted country in my homeland," he raved from the judge's platform. "Go the 'fro!"
The next morning, Dicko was still on a Guy high.
"He's a champion and all of my expectations were satisfied last night," he said. "But who the hell knows who's going to win, it was such a freak show."
Um, yes, back to that eclectic mix of judges. "There were 11 winners who were ritually humiliated, abused and taken to task by some very ignorant and brutal people on the judging panel, myself included," Dicko said. "It was judging as a blood sport."
Which adds up to great television viewing.
As well as Cowell's comments above (to Germany, Poland, Canada and Norway respectively), viewers can look forward to a downright bonkers Polish judge who united everyone, his fellow judges included, in their scorn. ("I might as well have hired a tortoise," sneered Cowell.)
"There was this f---ing idiot from Poland who just wanted to destroy everyone," Dicko elaborated, in true understated style. "He thought it was cool every time to just tear people down."
Sebastian said: "It was a slaughter fest before I went on. It was very embarrassing, actually. There wasn't a panel of three good judges, they were all mean, insecure people trying to outdo each other. It was definitely not what I was expecting because everybody had already made it in their respective territories. It [the show] just brought talented people together and bagged the crap out of them."
Again, all the better for great television viewing.
Sebastian's fellow competitors included Kelly Clarkson from the US and Will Young from the UK, both of whom won Idol over two years ago and are still enjoying healthy careers, particularly Clarkson, whose debut single made the biggest jump to No. 1 in US Billboard chart history.
"I'm the freshest out so I was curious to know what it will be like in a year or so," Sebastian said. "To talk to some of them who are a year into their careers and to know they're still going strong was quite reassuring."
But can Sebastian be the World Idol?
"I think Kelly or Guy will win," Dicko said. "But Guy's in a position now where he's not beholden to a phone vote. He's got a career, he's broken records in Australia and we're going to make him a worldwide star, whether he wins a phone vote or not."
How the voting will work
Phone voting from TV viewers will decide the World Idol winner. Since each country involved has differing population sizes, votes will work on a points system, not on a number of votes system. Each country's own entrant will automatically be awarded the highest number of points - 12 - from that country, therefore local viewers will not vote for their own Idol but for how they think every other Idol should be ranked. Points will then be allotted from 10 down to one.
www.smh.com.au/articles/2003/12/21/1071941616221.html