Post by Pinkline Jones on Aug 26, 2003 12:43:20 GMT 10
Dear Marcia, Dicko, and Holds,
Now that Anthony has been disqualified for eating too many cakes at the staff canteen I am asking that you grant me a wildcard to the show.
Surely I fit the bill as a real Australian Idol - bald, alcoholic, deluded but more importantly - in tune.
My vast repertoire includes - Buy Me a Liver, Never Going to Have a Hit Again, The Millenium Prayer (with kazoo), What I Did With Gloves, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, and the current number one hit in Japan - The Gleen Gleen Glass of Home.
Please respond asap - other offers are bound to be flooding in soon.
Now that Anthony has been disqualified for eating too many cakes at the staff canteen I am asking that you grant me a wildcard to the show.
Surely I fit the bill as a real Australian Idol - bald, alcoholic, deluded but more importantly - in tune.
My vast repertoire includes - Buy Me a Liver, Never Going to Have a Hit Again, The Millenium Prayer (with kazoo), What I Did With Gloves, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, and the current number one hit in Japan - The Gleen Gleen Glass of Home.
Please respond asap - other offers are bound to be flooding in soon.