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Wannabes wary of Judge Dread
By Toby Forage
July 28, 2003
AUSTRALIAN Idol has arrived on television screens to fill the void left by Big Brother, but the judges are arguably providing more entertainment than the contestants.
Ian Dickson (far right) with fellow 'Idol' judges Marcia Hines and Mark Holden.
Not least Ian Dickson, affectionately known as "Dicko", and already the owner of some less flattering monikers, thanks to the barrage of barbs he launched at young hopefuls in last night's premiere on Channel 10.
The marketing guru for record label BMG, who is joined on the judging panel by soul diva Marcia Hines and writer/producer Mark Holden, held nothing back in his assessment of the Australian pop wannabes who auditioned in their droves across the country for a place in the finals in Sydney.
The Englishman's acidic tongue delivered such gems as:
"Your voice isn't strong enough to overcome the way you look."
"You've got as much chance of winning as I have of playing cricket for England."
"So, you choose to worship God through your voice do you? Have you thought about taking a vow of silence?"
"Your looks could stop traffic, but your voice is more likely to cause an accident."
And there was more, including - after a rendition of Staying Alive by a rather hapless Western Australian - Dickson's own cover of the Bee Gees' classic, with the chorus "Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, staying in Perth, staying in Perth".
All of which reduced as many grown men to tears as it did nervous teenage girls.
Dickson is almost sure to become the judge we'll all love to hate over the coming weeks, a role his fellow Englishman Simon Cowell played to perfection during the first series of American Idol in the United States.
However, Cowell appears to have paid a price for his carefree comments ahead of the next British series of Pop Idol. He has reportedly hired a bodyguard in recent days to fend off potential attacks from disgruntled contestants and their supporters.
So will Dickson be taking similar steps to avoid any unwanted advances. "Not at this stage," a Channel 10 spokesman told NEWS.com.au, perhaps suggesting that it could happen in the future.
But such revelations are of no concern to executives at Channel 10, who are hoping the "Idol" phenomenon which enthralled more than 60 million viewers around the world will generate similar success in Australia.
If Dickson's comments remain uncensored, his cult following alone could break new records.
Dickson, though, will not have the final say on who will become the first Australian Idol.
While he, Hines and Holden will continue to offer comments and analysis of the 40 performers they will push through to the finals, it will be the viewers who choose the winner.
And that lucky "Idol" will not only enjoy adulation of Regina-esque proportions, but will also win a record deal with BMG and more marketing muscle than J-Lo could shake her hips at.
Whether it will all lead to lasting fame remains to be seen, but past winners' form has been good. American Idol winner Kelly Clarkson has hit No.1 with no trouble in the States, while Will Young has topped the British charts on more than one occasion, rivalled only by Pop Idol runner-up Gareth Gates.
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By Toby Forage
July 28, 2003
AUSTRALIAN Idol has arrived on television screens to fill the void left by Big Brother, but the judges are arguably providing more entertainment than the contestants.
Ian Dickson (far right) with fellow 'Idol' judges Marcia Hines and Mark Holden.
Not least Ian Dickson, affectionately known as "Dicko", and already the owner of some less flattering monikers, thanks to the barrage of barbs he launched at young hopefuls in last night's premiere on Channel 10.
The marketing guru for record label BMG, who is joined on the judging panel by soul diva Marcia Hines and writer/producer Mark Holden, held nothing back in his assessment of the Australian pop wannabes who auditioned in their droves across the country for a place in the finals in Sydney.
The Englishman's acidic tongue delivered such gems as:
"Your voice isn't strong enough to overcome the way you look."
"You've got as much chance of winning as I have of playing cricket for England."
"So, you choose to worship God through your voice do you? Have you thought about taking a vow of silence?"
"Your looks could stop traffic, but your voice is more likely to cause an accident."
And there was more, including - after a rendition of Staying Alive by a rather hapless Western Australian - Dickson's own cover of the Bee Gees' classic, with the chorus "Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, staying in Perth, staying in Perth".
All of which reduced as many grown men to tears as it did nervous teenage girls.
Dickson is almost sure to become the judge we'll all love to hate over the coming weeks, a role his fellow Englishman Simon Cowell played to perfection during the first series of American Idol in the United States.
However, Cowell appears to have paid a price for his carefree comments ahead of the next British series of Pop Idol. He has reportedly hired a bodyguard in recent days to fend off potential attacks from disgruntled contestants and their supporters.
So will Dickson be taking similar steps to avoid any unwanted advances. "Not at this stage," a Channel 10 spokesman told NEWS.com.au, perhaps suggesting that it could happen in the future.
But such revelations are of no concern to executives at Channel 10, who are hoping the "Idol" phenomenon which enthralled more than 60 million viewers around the world will generate similar success in Australia.
If Dickson's comments remain uncensored, his cult following alone could break new records.
Dickson, though, will not have the final say on who will become the first Australian Idol.
While he, Hines and Holden will continue to offer comments and analysis of the 40 performers they will push through to the finals, it will be the viewers who choose the winner.
And that lucky "Idol" will not only enjoy adulation of Regina-esque proportions, but will also win a record deal with BMG and more marketing muscle than J-Lo could shake her hips at.
Whether it will all lead to lasting fame remains to be seen, but past winners' form has been good. American Idol winner Kelly Clarkson has hit No.1 with no trouble in the States, while Will Young has topped the British charts on more than one occasion, rivalled only by Pop Idol runner-up Gareth Gates.
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