Post by Ava on Feb 6, 2004 0:57:29 GMT 10
www.americanidolbeauty.com/
Idol Moments for her, Idol Spirit for him - this is madness!!
Unconventional Wisdom | An 'Idol' contestant stinks? It might not be the voice
By Tanya Barrientos
Exactly what is the sweet smell of success?
The musty scent of cash? The haughty aroma of caviar?
Apparently not.
If you're a man, it's heliotrope, pine needles and bergamot. If you're a woman, ylang-ylang, mandarin and tonka.
That's according to the makers of the new American Idol perfume and cologne, being marketed as exuding "the ideal that anyone and everyone can have what it takes to win."
If that's the case, fame and fortune come pretty cheap - $6 to $35 - and stink like a cardboard car deodorizer.
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Still, if the American Idol fragrance line sells, you can bet store shelves will soon be lined with scads of other TV-inspired scents.
We might see:
Fear Factor Fragrance- a bracing eau de toilet laced with eel venom and packaged in a tub of bobbing sheep eyes.
The Simple Life Body Spray- a pricy package of two tarty bottles of scent so brazen it can be tolerated only in Beverly Hills.
Survivor: The After-Shave- thrown off a ship wrapped only in a burlap bag, it not only helps the wearer form new alliances, but doubles as mosquito repellent.
And, of course:
Average Joe Toilet Water - a weak Brut wannabe trapped inside a mayonnaise jar.
Idol Moments for her, Idol Spirit for him - this is madness!!
Unconventional Wisdom | An 'Idol' contestant stinks? It might not be the voice
By Tanya Barrientos
Exactly what is the sweet smell of success?
The musty scent of cash? The haughty aroma of caviar?
Apparently not.
If you're a man, it's heliotrope, pine needles and bergamot. If you're a woman, ylang-ylang, mandarin and tonka.
That's according to the makers of the new American Idol perfume and cologne, being marketed as exuding "the ideal that anyone and everyone can have what it takes to win."
If that's the case, fame and fortune come pretty cheap - $6 to $35 - and stink like a cardboard car deodorizer.
.
.
.
.
Still, if the American Idol fragrance line sells, you can bet store shelves will soon be lined with scads of other TV-inspired scents.
We might see:
Fear Factor Fragrance- a bracing eau de toilet laced with eel venom and packaged in a tub of bobbing sheep eyes.
The Simple Life Body Spray- a pricy package of two tarty bottles of scent so brazen it can be tolerated only in Beverly Hills.
Survivor: The After-Shave- thrown off a ship wrapped only in a burlap bag, it not only helps the wearer form new alliances, but doubles as mosquito repellent.
And, of course:
Average Joe Toilet Water - a weak Brut wannabe trapped inside a mayonnaise jar.
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I'm so cool all the time
