Post by Pinkline Jones on Oct 13, 2003 11:26:19 GMT 10
The Australian Music Industry is rejoicing after the shock announcement this morning that all the contestants have been disqualified except for Paulini.
The reasons for the disqualifications were summed up as follows:
GUY - acting on a tip off from R.S.P.C.A. "We love our cats and simply won't tolerate this kind of stuff" - a spokesman said. The spokesman continued "If that chap wants to sing with his balls in a vice that's ok but leave our cats alone!"
SHANNON - bringing karaoke into disrepute
LEVI - found to be illegally slipstreaming other contestants by wearing a non-standard swimming cap
COSIMA - discoverd to be a ring in after alert punters sensed the hair dye running - Bold Personality returns!
MILLSY - determined to be a safety risk due to excess methane emissions and also for bringing karaoke into disrepute.
SO CONGRATULATIONS PAULINI!!!! WELL DONE.
The reasons for the disqualifications were summed up as follows:
GUY - acting on a tip off from R.S.P.C.A. "We love our cats and simply won't tolerate this kind of stuff" - a spokesman said. The spokesman continued "If that chap wants to sing with his balls in a vice that's ok but leave our cats alone!"
SHANNON - bringing karaoke into disrepute
LEVI - found to be illegally slipstreaming other contestants by wearing a non-standard swimming cap
COSIMA - discoverd to be a ring in after alert punters sensed the hair dye running - Bold Personality returns!
MILLSY - determined to be a safety risk due to excess methane emissions and also for bringing karaoke into disrepute.
SO CONGRATULATIONS PAULINI!!!! WELL DONE.
