WildCard - Pinkline's Official Review

[Pinkline Jones]

ELI - I thought this was the most appalling version of Michael Row the Boat Ashore I've heard in a long time. The girl looked to be in excruciating pain with every note - but nowhere near that experienced by the audience.

STU - The worst impression of Tiny Tim seen in many a long day. Sounded like his voice had been strained through my grandmother's tennis socks.

YOLANDE

Why on earth she chose to sing Climb Every Mountain is beyond me - pretty embarrassing. I hear that Julie Andrews has lodged an official complaint with the station.

LIBAN

Better placed at RSL karaoke - Did like his sense of humour though with the Banana Splits theme.

BEK

She made me cry too - I was rolling on the floor in laughter - about as moving as a five hundred kilo yak blocking the driveway. Sounded like Ernie Sigley on haemorrhoids.

RODNEY/COURTNEY

The worst female impersonator since Bert Newton. I've Been Everywhere With a Man - an insult to Lucky Starr.
Good wig.

AXLE

Yesterday - becoming Australian Idol still seems so far away. This made me bring up my weetbix. A shrieking unmelodic cascade of sick.

COSIMA

Good to see the young lady shave off her eyebrows.
A wonderful performance of The Surrey with The Fringe on Top - very polished.

LEVI

Ho freakin'g hum. This act was about as exciting as getting a boil lanced. Absolutely butchered Fire and Rain and Marcia was clearly not amused.

REBECCA

How did the film start oh yes "Last night I dreamed we went to karaoke". A woeful interpretation of My Old Man's a Dustman.

[Scotty9]

Excruciating, Pinkline - totally devoid of anything ressembling wit. Pity, as your previous reviews were quite insightful. By all means develop your character, but save the weeknight Comic's Lounge routine for your diary.

[Pinkline Jones]

Scotty 9

I couldn't give a rat's what you think mate. And its "resembling". Check your dictionary before posting.
And I don't happen to have a diary - unlike YOU - I know what I'm doing - I don't need to consult a book every thirty seconds. But thanks for caring anyway. I had to give a shorter summary for each contestant as I didn't see the show last night - I was in the pub getting pissed. See I do have a real life.

PINKLINE

[Bullswool]

Pinkline you are a scourge on this board. Look that up.

[Bullswool]

Wait, my mistake. I'm just as bad as you are. Hmm...

[The Real Bullswool]

Yes I know you can use my name improperly on the forum. Whatever turns you on - and no I won't bother to look up that word - I did do my English homework.
And how about whoever you really are look up the meaning of "bowel-filling"

[GH]

"Real" Bullswool- you're obviously Pinkline Jones. You two share a brain and still need help.

[Danzig as Bullswool]

LOL- I criticized Pinkline and the "real" Bullswool answered to defend himself as Pinkline! You should be spy, mate! You lose!

[Real Danzig Speech Therapist]

No mate I never lose!

[Pinkline Jones]

GH,

At least we've got a brain to share you gibbering duck fondler.

[trinity]

omigod u r such a perverted old cunt piny

[Pinkline Jones]

LOL - that's so nice of you Trinity. Never been called a POC before but I take it as a compliment.

[POCline Jones]

Thanks Trinity - I've changed my name appropriately!

[trinity]

i was only bein sarcastic......hahah thats pretty funny POC>