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Post by Pinkline Jones on Oct 12, 2004 12:02:24 GMT 10
Marty's superiority over all other contestants now shines like the strongest fading Dolphin Torchlight out of the Aria Awards' ungrateful kebab chute. Never heard a singer, who appears to have this Z grade karaoke series so convincingly sewn up. Those penetrating lentil-size eyes, that ingenious side to side head flicking manoeuvre, the stick-on toilet bowl chin stubble, the trendy smooth shaved head, the ability to delicatessen carve up even the most rollicking singalong infectious classic, overnight, into the world's most hated song, the slight of hand to be able to trick the audience into thinking they're listening to the most botulised batch of karaoke puke ever seen, when in fact we're being treated to the second coming of Mario Lanza. The man, the music, The Future King of the KMart One Dollar Bin - Ladies and Gentleman - I hereby present to you, the human typhoon of catastrophic tastlessness, Mr Marty "Lock Up Your Hamsters and Don't Forget to Muzzle the Dog" Worrall!!
PINKLINE JONES
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Post by steaming goose on Oct 12, 2004 12:07:56 GMT 10
Pinkline the sociopath of out time. The man who has no life, who spends his life on proboards all day, getting high off putting people down. That is the only personal power he has. He sits at the computer with wine-glass in hand - trembling hands, he has blown up many a computer and keyboard as he laughs at his own mean jokes.
The sociopath of our time - Pinkline Jones. The wannabe who never got anywhere so he trips up the young hopefuls of this generation.
Pinkline, the masochistic people who follow him and give him credit for his manacing words, the weak people who find comfort in a bully.
Pinkline the sociopath of our time.
What an absolute CRAP person.
Steamng Goose.
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Post by frogo checking out on Oct 12, 2004 12:08:54 GMT 10
GOOD! you got your sense of humour back Pinkie - I just wish there wasn't a human being at the other end of it. NO!! DON'T GO THERE!!
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Post by Pinkline Jones on Oct 12, 2004 12:18:42 GMT 10
Steaming Dog Turd,
Don't distort the facts - I spend plenty of time praising people (and horses) who are deserving of praise e.g. myself, Paulini, Sunline, myself, Paulini, Sunline, me, Sunline, Paulini, Me, Sunline, Myself, Me, Paulini and Sunline.
I am not a wine drinker as you claim SDT and my hands are so steady (mind you don't get me on a Friday night) that I reckon I would be in a great position to restitch the bodgy job the backyard boys did on your brain circumcision.
They don't call me Australia's Leading Social Commentator for nothing SDT. If it wasn't for my guru guidance, morologist colonic scum like yourself would be free to bumble about the streets of Losersville without ever being brought to task. SDT,you are just an accident that seeped through a homebrand second hand sandwich wrapper on a lonely bingo night and that's all you'll ever be.
PINKLINE JONES Australia's Leading Social Commentator
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Post by Steaming Goose on Oct 12, 2004 12:23:37 GMT 10
Whatever...
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Post by Pinkline Jones on Oct 12, 2004 12:25:07 GMT 10
There you go SDT,
"Whatever" - one of the most annoying modern day trailer trash inane Springerisms. Book into a course on English Grammar and get back to me.
PINKLINE
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Post by Steaming Goose on Oct 12, 2004 12:27:05 GMT 10
Rite...
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Post by Pinkline Jones on Oct 12, 2004 12:28:45 GMT 10
Steaming,
What is your problem in life? Come on, Uncle Pinkline is here to help
PINKLINE
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Post by Steaming Goose on Oct 12, 2004 12:30:54 GMT 10
Possibly...
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Post by Pinkline Jones on Oct 12, 2004 13:26:43 GMT 10
Okay Steaming,
I will put you through my failproof Pinkline Jones Pscyhiatric Test. Please answer the following questions:
1) Have you ever got up to mischief with a Cabbage Patch doll, details of which you wouldn't be willing to share with your parents during a dinner party conversation?
2) Do you believe the Brady Bunch ever owned a toilet?
3) Do you believe that Paris Hilton is a better actress than Tabitha Cash? Explain.
4) What does the following dot represent to you: .
a) Robert Mills's historical importance in the music game b) A spec of anal lint c) The average brain size of Alan Jones Show listeners
5) How do you spelll "Messcherschmitt"?
6) Do you feel worthless if you come thirteenth in your local pub Trivia comp?
7) Do you believe that Selwyn could have been "anything" had he received the correct advice before his star plummeted all the way back down to Emu Plains Old Girls Vigoro Club Auditorium?
8) What is Sunline's favourite treat?
a) Odd Fellow Mints b) Her strapper's blood c) Export Gold
9) Have you ever had a chatup line rejected in a pub?
10) On which page did you rip Stephen Hawking's sick-making piece of astro waffle "A Brief History of Time" to pieces?
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Post by Oh please on Oct 12, 2004 13:35:00 GMT 10
Pinkline get over yourself
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Post by Pinkline Jones on Oct 12, 2004 13:52:28 GMT 10
Oh Please,
I'd advise you to get UNDER yourself except that it's next to impossible considering that your current position in the rich tapestry of the mundane, is lower than a snake's belly.
PINKLINE JONES
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Post by Oh please on Oct 12, 2004 13:55:21 GMT 10
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA You make me laugh. Not
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Post by Pinkline Jones on Oct 12, 2004 14:19:46 GMT 10
Oh please,
I am not in the slightest bit interest in what kind of emotional reaction you have to my posts. You are gnat poo.
PINKLINE
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Post by Idolized on Oct 12, 2004 14:20:40 GMT 10
Pinkline, there is absolutely no point trying to argue with or analyse these morons. If they fail to understand the finer, or even blunter, points of your superlative satire, why waste your time with them?
Oh, and by the way, I have a feeling that SDT was trying to tell us that you are the 'sociopath of our time', just in case you didn't get that out of the several times it was redundantly repeated. Or perhaps you were too distracted by the excellent grammar and spelling of his/her posts, like I was.
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