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Post by Pinkline Jones on Jan 7, 2004 14:40:40 GMT 10
I like Benny Hill's effort...
she banged upon my bedroom door and began to scream and shout she kicked up such a rumpus
....that I had to let her out!
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Post by Guest on Jan 7, 2004 14:40:42 GMT 10
Get off tosick!!!
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Post by Pinkline Jones on Jan 7, 2004 15:29:47 GMT 10
Benny continued.....
zulu men are eight feet tall and they wear great big fig leaves Pygmy men are three feet tall and they wear little tea leaves
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Post by Pinkline Jones on Jan 7, 2004 15:33:08 GMT 10
POETRY by Rupert McCall
THE MIGHTY MIGHTY FINS
They battled through the season with some truly mighty wins The boys from Reddy Redcliffe - the mighty mighty fins Not since Henry's team on Fins in 1965 Have we held that sacred trophy with a spirit that's survived And though we've almost won the final many times before The Reddy boys have done it now in 1994 They answered every challenge and they came through every fight Take it up and tackle hard in swarms of red and white Every bloke who played today, I have to speak of highly Iggy, Crusty, Isa, Ruby, Little Tom O'Reilly And every man who ran out with a Dolphin on his chest Can go to sleep tonight knowing full well he's done his best But stuff the sleep, lets drink all night, let's skol the schooners down! Lets show the world of rugby league that Redcliffe is the town! The rums, the beers, the bourbons, the firetrucks and gins We'll drink tonight in honour of the mighty mighty fins!
Jason "Rupert" McCall (c)
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Post by sinisterangel on Jan 7, 2004 17:51:10 GMT 10
hey ppl whats a hermaphrodite and a tranny???
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Post by jarrad on Jan 8, 2004 9:17:04 GMT 10
well a good indication of what they mean would be walking through the city during marti gras you will see freaks of both labels galliavting in there grotesqueties in such an event.
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Post by Pinkline Jones on Jan 8, 2004 10:02:48 GMT 10
SinisterAngel,
A hermaphrodite is a person in need of custom made underpants.
A tranny is what old people with hair growing out their ears listen to the horse races with.
PINKLINE
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Post by TeenQueen on Jan 8, 2004 10:06:04 GMT 10
hey ppl whats a hermaphrodite and a tranny??? Darling - since you won't get a sensible answer out of the others: A hermaphrodite is a person born with physical characteristics of both sexes - a penis and a vagina. Most often the penis is rudimentary - tiny and not particularly useful. A tranny is a transvestite - a boy in girl's clothing.
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Post by Pinkline Jones on Jan 8, 2004 10:55:00 GMT 10
TeenQueen,
Getoutahere! This is an outrageous allegation. My goodness - don't believe everything you find in cyberspace.
PINKLINE
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Post by Caramilla on Jan 8, 2004 11:08:58 GMT 10
THE HUMAN ABSTRACT
Pity would be no more If we did not make somebody poor, And Mercy no more could be If all were as happy as we.
And mutual fear brings Peace, Till the selfish loves increase; Then Cruelty knits a snare, And spreads his baits with care.
He sits down with holy fears, And waters the ground with tears; Then Humility takes its root Underneath his foot.
Soon spreads the dismal shade Of Mystery over his head, And the caterpillar and fly Feed on the Mystery.
And it bears the fruit of Deceit, Ruddy and sweet to eat, And the raven his nest has made In its thickest shade.
The gods of the earth and sea Sought through nature to find this tree, But their search was all in vain: There grows one in the human Brain.
WB
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Post by Pinkline Jones on Jan 8, 2004 11:56:42 GMT 10
The mysteries of poetry - why do the seem to be littered with references to butterflies, caterpillars and flies - I can recall one person mentioning any of these creatures in the past twelve drinking months.
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Post by TeenQueen on Jan 8, 2004 11:57:11 GMT 10
TeenQueen, Getoutahere! This is an outrageous allegation. My goodness - don't believe everything you find in cyberspace. PINKLINE Pinky, you crack me up. Throw out that medication and stick with the Carlton Draughts mate.
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Post by jarrad on Jan 8, 2004 14:44:24 GMT 10
READ THE POEMS!
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Post by sinisterangel on Jan 8, 2004 16:12:20 GMT 10
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Post by sinisterangel on Jan 8, 2004 16:29:45 GMT 10
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