Post by frogo on May 24, 2004 5:48:15 GMT 10
FROGO'S 3RD GROOVELAND IDOL PERFORMANCE
(Frogo as she appeared on audition day - Who would believe she could grow through this competition as she has!!)
The lights dim and the hall goes quiet –<br>
ANNOUNCER
'In the bottom three last week, but saved by a whisker - (one of her own) - is our next contestant –- LETS HEAR IT FOR THE FEISTY FROGO !!!'
The audience errupts - out of control --- screaming !!! Half are waving blue cardies!!
(It's a zimmer free zone tonight after the chaos and bad behaviour of last time!)
The stage goes dark and SO quiet you could hear a hair from Guy’s head drop!! - silence --- darkness ------ someone coughs ---------
SUDDENLY -
LIGHTS BLAZE VRRRRRRROOOOOOOOMMMMM!!! – THE AUDIENCE IS BLINDED !!! DEAFENED !!! A HUGE HARLEY DAVIDSON SCREAMS TO A HALT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STAGE!!! DRY ICE SMOKE FILLS THE AIR !!
FINALLY WE SEE HER, CLINGING FOR DEAR LIFE – LEGS ASTRIDE THE HARLEY !!!!! She is wearing a skirt, (blown up around her waist) and - oh no! - - yes it is ------ the blue cardy!!!
SHE REV V V V S THE BIKE AND IT JERKS VIOLENTLY! Frogo is thrown forward. She hangs on and lands back on the seat again! A terrified 'OOOOHHH' comes from the audience followed by 'AAAHHH- 'when they realise she has made a safe landing. ( MORE FLYING CARDIES !) The smell and roar of the HARLEY FILLS THE HALL. –--- then --
---an expectant hush falls as Frogo stands on the pedals (a bit wobbly at first) . She slowly lets go of the handlebars and raises both arms in the air! The audience SCREEAAMMMS !!!
The bike suddenly jerks forward again and Frogo lands - PLONK!! -on the seat with her legs in the air!! She lunges forward, grabs the handlebars and stands again!!!
WHAT THE!!!! OMG -- Noooooooo!!!! she is taking off the cardy and throwing it to the audience – PANDEMONIUM!! And what is she doing now? SPARE US !! - She is pulling the skirt off as if it's a pair of strippers trousers !!!!!!! It flies into the audience. We are left with Frogo ---a sight to behold ---wearing a sexy black leather outfit -----------------
SHE LOOKS ROCKING!!
John Foreman raises the baton, but this time Frogo does not duck! ...................SHE IS ONE CONFIDENT ‘Chickie Poo' TONIGHT !!!
SHE JUMPS OFF THE BIKE IN HER HIGH HEELED BOOTS –strides around the stage and shouts ---
‘This song is for all you leather rev heads out there ---- LETS GO!!! STRIDE - STRIDE !!!!
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(lyrics unchanged to protect their melodramatic brilliance)
'Like a Bat out of Hell' by MEATLOAF
'The sirens are screaming, and the fires are howling
Way down in the valley tonight.
There's a man in the shadows with a gun in his eye
And a blade shining oh so bright.
There's evil in the air and there's thunder in the sky,
And a killer's on the bloodshot streets.
And down in the tunnels where the deadly are rising
Oh, I swear I saw a young boy down in the gutter
He was starting to foam in the heat'.
FROGO STRIDES AND POSES LIKE A 20 YEAR OLD! WHAT IS SHE ON ?? Can we have some toooo?
SUDDENLY A 2ND BIKE ROARRRRRRS ON STAGE!!!!
The 2nd rider removes his helmet!!
OMG
COULD IT BE? ?
IS IT??
?
YES !!!!!
It’s GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAMS
Psssst !!! --- WRONG PICTURE!! -------- Psssst !!! -------- PSB!! ------- PETSHOP!!!!! -------- WRONG PICTURE YOU NING NONG!!! --- There is panic behind the scenes - PSB has provided the wrong picture - 'IT SHOULD BE THE MOTOR CYCLE PHOTO YOU MORON!'
The Stage manager SCREAMS!!!! -- WHERE IS THAT FLACID FAIRY?? ....He is drowned out by the crowd. -- PETSHOPBOY ( er - sorry, I mean PETSHOPBOWIE) is seen in a corner wringing his hands with gleeeeee and laughing.
Guy swings his leg over the bike, gets off, points and smiles at friends in the audience!!!! He is wearing leathers from head to toe. ----- Oh those pants !!
Again PSB puts up the wrong photo!! 'OMG shouts the Stage Manager, pulling his hair out!! - he is now completely BALD!! 'THE LEATHERS !! IDIOT!! - THE LEATHERS !!' Petshopbowie is rolling around on the floor laughing!!
Frogo reaches for Guy ------ eeeeek!!! he steps away – EEEEEEK! - FLASHBACK!!! - poor Guy - nasty memories - - Gretel Killeen -
AUSTRALIA DAY CONCERT --
Guy stands awkwardly beside Frogo and together they sing ---
'Oh, baby you're the only thing in this whole world
That's pure and good and right.
And wherever you are and wherever you go
There's always gonna be some light,
But I gotta get out, I gotta break out now
Before the final crack of dawn.
So we gotta make the most of our one night together
When it's over, you know,
We'll both be so alone'.
By the time they finish they are both in tears!!!!
Now what?? - OMG --- what's happening ? ---- PETSHOPBOWIE runs on stage and hands them a hanky !!!!
----BUT WAIT!!!! ------ OOOOOOOH ----- He is suddenly lifted off the stage by an invisible support – er - er ---- Oh! I don't believe it!!! -------
------ Remember that harness from the previous performance??? - Well - Frogo thought PSB would try to pull some kind of stunt, so convinced him it was the latest fashion – he fell hook line and sinker, wore it – and now finds himself caught like a tuna ! The look on his face is priceless as the harness digs in - OUCH!!!!!
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IT IS ONE HELL OF AN EXIT!! --- UP UP UP - until out of sight!!
Frogo and Guy continue singing. They are trying soooo hard not to laugh.
‘Like a bat out of hell I'll be gone when the morning comes.
When the night is over, like a bat out of hell, I'll be gone, gone, gone.
Like a bat out of hell I'll be gone when the morning comes.
But when the day is done
and the sun goes down
and the moonlight's shining through.
Then like a sinner before the gates of Heaven
I'll come crawling on back to you.’<br>
Oooooh Noooooo - it's PSB again!!! -- he rushes on stage with his own mike. –---- BIG MISTAKE !! GUY HAS HAD ENOUGH
He doesn't have to say a word - PETSHOPBOWIE takes one look at him, SWOONS and faints. When he falls he lands on the hatch to the stage trap door!! THE FLOOR BENEATH HIM OPENS and he starts to go DOWN, -DOWN - DOWN !! ---------- And Oh no!!! what’s this ? - Frogo's bike is going down with him!!!
FROGO AND GUY LOOK SHOCKED, BUT HAVE TO KEEP IT TOGETHER –they are professionals after all!! – Guy almost falls, makes a funny face then swings his leg over his bike. He REVVVVS and a quick thinking Frogo takes a running jump. She lands on the passenger seat behind him. (NOT A PRETTY SIGHT - frogo in the air).
Together they sing on ----
‘I'm gonna hit the highway like a battering ram
On a silver-black phantom bike.
When the metal is hot, and the engine is hungry
And we're all about to see the light.
Nothing ever grows in this rotting old hole,
And everything is stunted and lost.
And nothing really rocks, and nothing really rolls,
And nothing's ever worth the cost.
Well I know that I'm damned if I never get out,
And maybe I'm damned if I do,
But with every other beat I've got left in my heart,
You know I wanna be damned with you.
If I gotta be damned, you know I wanna be damned
Dancing through the night with you
Well if I gotta be damned, you know I wanna be damned,
Gotta be damned, you know I wanna be damned
Gotta be damned, you know I wanna be damned
Dancing through the night,
Dancing through the night,
Dancing through the night with you'
CHORUS
'Well I can see myself tearing up the road
Faster than any other boy has ever gone.
And my skin is raw, but my soul is ripe,
And no one's gonna stop me now, I'm gonna make my escape.
But I can't stop thinking of you,
And I never see the sudden curve until it's way too late.
And I never see the sudden curve until it's way too late.
Then I'm down in the bottom of a pit in the blazing sun,
Torn and twisted at the foot of a burning bike,
And I think somebody somewhere must be tolling a bell.
And the last thing I see is my heart,
Still beating..still beating...
Breaking out of my body, and flying away
Like a bat out of hell
Like a bat out of hell
Like a bat out of hell...
Like a bat out of hell
Like a bat out of hell
Like a bat out of hell.'.......
Frogo and Guy continue singing. They are trying soooo hard not to laugh.
‘Like a bat out of hell I'll be gone when the morning comes.
When the night is over, like a bat out of hell, I'll be gone, gone, gone.
Like a bat out of hell I'll be gone when the morning comes.
But when the day is done
and the sun goes down
and the moonlight's shining through.
Then like a sinner before the gates of Heaven
I'll come crawling on back to you.’<br>
Oooooh Noooooo - it's PSB again!!! -- he rushes on stage with his own mike. –---- BIG MISTAKE !! GUY HAS HAD ENOUGH
He doesn't have to say a word - PETSHOPBOWIE takes one look at him, SWOONS and faints. When he falls he lands on the hatch to the stage trap door!! THE FLOOR BENEATH HIM OPENS and he starts to go DOWN, -DOWN - DOWN !! ---------- And Oh no!!! what’s this ? - Frogo's bike is going down with him!!!
FROGO AND GUY LOOK SHOCKED, BUT HAVE TO KEEP IT TOGETHER –they are professionals after all!! – Guy almost falls, makes a funny face then swings his leg over his bike. He REVVVVS and a quick thinking Frogo takes a running jump. She lands on the passenger seat behind him. (NOT A PRETTY SIGHT - frogo in the air).
Together they sing on ----
‘I'm gonna hit the highway like a battering ram
On a silver-black phantom bike.
When the metal is hot, and the engine is hungry
And we're all about to see the light.
Nothing ever grows in this rotting old hole,
And everything is stunted and lost.
And nothing really rocks, and nothing really rolls,
And nothing's ever worth the cost.
Well I know that I'm damned if I never get out,
And maybe I'm damned if I do,
But with every other beat I've got left in my heart,
You know I wanna be damned with you.
If I gotta be damned, you know I wanna be damned
Dancing through the night with you
Well if I gotta be damned, you know I wanna be damned,
Gotta be damned, you know I wanna be damned
Gotta be damned, you know I wanna be damned
Dancing through the night,
Dancing through the night,
Dancing through the night with you'
CHORUS
'Well I can see myself tearing up the road
Faster than any other boy has ever gone.
And my skin is raw, but my soul is ripe,
And no one's gonna stop me now, I'm gonna make my escape.
But I can't stop thinking of you,
And I never see the sudden curve until it's way too late.
And I never see the sudden curve until it's way too late.
Then I'm down in the bottom of a pit in the blazing sun,
Torn and twisted at the foot of a burning bike,
And I think somebody somewhere must be tolling a bell.
And the last thing I see is my heart,
Still beating..still beating...
Breaking out of my body, and flying away
Like a bat out of hell
Like a bat out of hell
Like a bat out of hell...
Like a bat out of hell
Like a bat out of hell
Like a bat out of hell.'.......
SMOKE RISES LIGHTS SHINE FROGO AND GUY HAVE LEFT THE BUILDING!!!
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