Post by Raspberry on May 1, 2004 4:31:35 GMT 10
*the audience quietens, voices are hushed, as the next contestant is announced*
Andrew G: She's bedazzled us throughout the competition, with her unique style and bizarre costume choices (or lack of). And doesn't she look berry-delicious tonight folks! Get it? Get it?
*crickets chirp in the distance*
Umm..well..now, will you please make welcome, the one, the only, Raspberry, singing the smash hit, "I'm too Sexy"!!
*the crowd erupts into raucous applause*
Raz enters the stage, looking very coy indeed. She slowly saunters to the middle of the stage, and waits for the music to begin
Even before she opens her mouth, she can see she will gain full attention from the men in the audience, who already seem to be captivated with her outfit, let alone her song choice.
Raz strikes her opening pose, in her very very very short dress. Maybe she should have bought more material to make the dress? Oh well. Can't worry about that now. She starts to sing...
"I'm too sexy for my shirt
too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts"
In saying this, she rips of her dress in one quick manoeuvre. The audience gasps, expecting to see Raz in her birthday suit. They shield their eyes, expecting the worst...
Guy, who sits in the audience, covers his virginal eyes (tee hee)
But little do they know, that Raz has a cheeky little sports bra on, underneath, which just oozes sex appeal
*She whips around, doing a little pirouette on the spot and then performs a leap across the stage that would make even a ballerina proud. In one big bound, she arrives on the other side of the stage, then quickly runs up the stairs into the audience*
"And I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing"
she sings, swaying hypnotically side to side, enticing the audience members to get up and dance.
No one seems to want to though. But that doesn't deter her. She runs back down the stairs, but in her haste, trips over someone's feet.
She looks up, her eyes fixed upon the pair of stripy pants she knows so well, and sees Guy's smiling face.
"You better get up their and finish the song Raz, we're all waiting for your next costume change"
"Yes, I suppose so"
Raz clambers up, desperately holding onto Guy's legs to gain her balance. (Sneaky ploy of hers to get closer to the fro'ed one....shhh don't tell!)
She climbs back on stage, Marcia and Dicko exchange concerned glances. Mark just looks bored as usual.
"I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk"
she sings, her heavenly, yet somewhat husky voice, ringing out over the audience stands.
*parades up and down the stage, with her hand on her hip, perfecting that oh-so glamourous model pout.*
After doing that a couple million times, to prove her point, she precariously takes off her sports bra, careful not to have another Janet Jackson related "costume malfunction" incident.
Ta da! Don't I look sexy? Cap and all?
She throws her hands up into the air, displaying her "spirit fingers"
"I'm too sexy for my car
too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far"
Immediately after singing this, Raz quickly whips off her old "model" outfit, into an amazing new outfit. This was the costume change the people were waiting for. Guy leaned forward in his chair to get a better view.
Raz gives the thumbs up to Guy, to show him everything's ok. Guy looks puzzled, because he can't work out how on earth Raz got THAT costume underneath her skin tight leotard. 'tis a mystery...
She runs around with free abandon in her little car costume, making "VROOM VROOOM noises. It's hard to dance around in the new costume, it's very limiting, so Raz is restricted to standing in the middle of the stage, looking awkward.
She starts to sing the next part of the song...
"And I'm too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat
what do you think about that?"
*judges look on in intrigue, wondering what she will do next*
Before they know it, Raz has pulled out an amazing hat to wear
Guy is almost in happy tears, sitting there in the audience. He cannot get over how sexy the 'spam hat' is. Once again, Raz has kept the male population of the audience spellbound, with her lavish outfits.
She dips the hat on her head to a jaunty angle, and starts doing a little tap routine, that she had prepared earlier
"tappity-tappity, tap tap" go her shoes.
She then tries to perform a very tricky little manoeuvre, if she manages to hold it for more than 10 seconds, the title of Grooveland Idol will surely be hers...
Unfortunately, she only manages to hold it for a grand total of 3 seconds, before falling flat on her face.
*whoomp!*
*she quickly gets up, rubs her sore and somewhat flattened nose, and continues..."The show MUST go on..."*
And now, coming up to the end of her song and dance routine, Raz know she will have to pull out the big guns for this, to make her performance truly memorable
She pulls off her car costume hurriedly, revealing a sexy 'police-woman-off-duty' outfit, complete with hat, and fish net stockings, which were a remnant from her old kidnapping days
The audience are enthralled. They are astounded. They are amazed. There is wild cheering and whistling coming from the audience, Guy is even on his feet, giving Raz a standing ovation
Raz doesn't even have to complete her last spectacular dance pose, because the audience are too busy being captivated by her stunning outfit
Andrew G walks onto the stage, assuming that the wild applause meant that her Grooveland performance piece was finished.
Andrew G: Wow...that was simply amazing. If you'd like to see Raspberry continue on in the competition, you have to vote! No excuses if your favourite is knocked out! Now for 'Ravishing Raspberry' please ring -
*Andrew G gets cut off, as Raz snatches the mic away from him*
"Actually, I didn't get to finish m - "
*snatches the mic back from Raz*
Andrew G: Yes, as I was saying, the number for Raspberry was 1800 999 99 5. That number aga -
"I told you, I haven't finished! I still have to do my big finale!"
Andrew G: Whatever you say, Officer Grumpy. *he flicks the police hat atop Raz's head*
"That's it! I'm leaving!"
*she storms of the stage, fuming at the fact that she missed her big ending. She still had another 30 costume changes to go. At least! hmmph*
Andrew G: ok, THAT was awkward. Tune in tomorrow night, to see if your favourite Idol, gets the boot. Goodnight Grooveland!
Copyright Raspberry, 2004
PLEASE VOTE FOR ME! RASPBERRY! YOUR NEXT GROOVELAND IDOL!
Andrew G: She's bedazzled us throughout the competition, with her unique style and bizarre costume choices (or lack of). And doesn't she look berry-delicious tonight folks! Get it? Get it?
*crickets chirp in the distance*
Umm..well..now, will you please make welcome, the one, the only, Raspberry, singing the smash hit, "I'm too Sexy"!!
*the crowd erupts into raucous applause*
Raz enters the stage, looking very coy indeed. She slowly saunters to the middle of the stage, and waits for the music to begin
Even before she opens her mouth, she can see she will gain full attention from the men in the audience, who already seem to be captivated with her outfit, let alone her song choice.
Raz strikes her opening pose, in her very very very short dress. Maybe she should have bought more material to make the dress? Oh well. Can't worry about that now. She starts to sing...
"I'm too sexy for my shirt
too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts"
In saying this, she rips of her dress in one quick manoeuvre. The audience gasps, expecting to see Raz in her birthday suit. They shield their eyes, expecting the worst...
Guy, who sits in the audience, covers his virginal eyes (tee hee)
But little do they know, that Raz has a cheeky little sports bra on, underneath, which just oozes sex appeal
*She whips around, doing a little pirouette on the spot and then performs a leap across the stage that would make even a ballerina proud. In one big bound, she arrives on the other side of the stage, then quickly runs up the stairs into the audience*
"And I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing"
she sings, swaying hypnotically side to side, enticing the audience members to get up and dance.
No one seems to want to though. But that doesn't deter her. She runs back down the stairs, but in her haste, trips over someone's feet.
She looks up, her eyes fixed upon the pair of stripy pants she knows so well, and sees Guy's smiling face.
"You better get up their and finish the song Raz, we're all waiting for your next costume change"
"Yes, I suppose so"
Raz clambers up, desperately holding onto Guy's legs to gain her balance. (Sneaky ploy of hers to get closer to the fro'ed one....shhh don't tell!)
She climbs back on stage, Marcia and Dicko exchange concerned glances. Mark just looks bored as usual.
"I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk"
she sings, her heavenly, yet somewhat husky voice, ringing out over the audience stands.
*parades up and down the stage, with her hand on her hip, perfecting that oh-so glamourous model pout.*
After doing that a couple million times, to prove her point, she precariously takes off her sports bra, careful not to have another Janet Jackson related "costume malfunction" incident.
Ta da! Don't I look sexy? Cap and all?
She throws her hands up into the air, displaying her "spirit fingers"
"I'm too sexy for my car
too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far"
Immediately after singing this, Raz quickly whips off her old "model" outfit, into an amazing new outfit. This was the costume change the people were waiting for. Guy leaned forward in his chair to get a better view.
Raz gives the thumbs up to Guy, to show him everything's ok. Guy looks puzzled, because he can't work out how on earth Raz got THAT costume underneath her skin tight leotard. 'tis a mystery...
She runs around with free abandon in her little car costume, making "VROOM VROOOM noises. It's hard to dance around in the new costume, it's very limiting, so Raz is restricted to standing in the middle of the stage, looking awkward.
She starts to sing the next part of the song...
"And I'm too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat
what do you think about that?"
*judges look on in intrigue, wondering what she will do next*
Before they know it, Raz has pulled out an amazing hat to wear
Guy is almost in happy tears, sitting there in the audience. He cannot get over how sexy the 'spam hat' is. Once again, Raz has kept the male population of the audience spellbound, with her lavish outfits.
She dips the hat on her head to a jaunty angle, and starts doing a little tap routine, that she had prepared earlier
"tappity-tappity, tap tap" go her shoes.
She then tries to perform a very tricky little manoeuvre, if she manages to hold it for more than 10 seconds, the title of Grooveland Idol will surely be hers...
Unfortunately, she only manages to hold it for a grand total of 3 seconds, before falling flat on her face.
*whoomp!*
*she quickly gets up, rubs her sore and somewhat flattened nose, and continues..."The show MUST go on..."*
And now, coming up to the end of her song and dance routine, Raz know she will have to pull out the big guns for this, to make her performance truly memorable
She pulls off her car costume hurriedly, revealing a sexy 'police-woman-off-duty' outfit, complete with hat, and fish net stockings, which were a remnant from her old kidnapping days
The audience are enthralled. They are astounded. They are amazed. There is wild cheering and whistling coming from the audience, Guy is even on his feet, giving Raz a standing ovation
Raz doesn't even have to complete her last spectacular dance pose, because the audience are too busy being captivated by her stunning outfit
Andrew G walks onto the stage, assuming that the wild applause meant that her Grooveland performance piece was finished.
Andrew G: Wow...that was simply amazing. If you'd like to see Raspberry continue on in the competition, you have to vote! No excuses if your favourite is knocked out! Now for 'Ravishing Raspberry' please ring -
*Andrew G gets cut off, as Raz snatches the mic away from him*
"Actually, I didn't get to finish m - "
*snatches the mic back from Raz*
Andrew G: Yes, as I was saying, the number for Raspberry was 1800 999 99 5. That number aga -
"I told you, I haven't finished! I still have to do my big finale!"
Andrew G: Whatever you say, Officer Grumpy. *he flicks the police hat atop Raz's head*
"That's it! I'm leaving!"
*she storms of the stage, fuming at the fact that she missed her big ending. She still had another 30 costume changes to go. At least! hmmph*
Andrew G: ok, THAT was awkward. Tune in tomorrow night, to see if your favourite Idol, gets the boot. Goodnight Grooveland!
Copyright Raspberry, 2004
PLEASE VOTE FOR ME! RASPBERRY! YOUR NEXT GROOVELAND IDOL!
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