Frogo's slightly revised Grooveland audition ENJOY

[frogo]

AUDITION No. 4,5888880

DICKO----- “Next”<br>
(shufflling sounds heard off-stage)

DICKO-----“Next”

(more shuffling and scraping sounds)

DICKO------(shouting)“NEXT!!!!”

(finally Frogo stands before him and fellow judges Simon and Marcia)

DICKO------“At last!! And what’s your name?”(tries not to laugh)

FROGO-----“ Frogo” (she croaked)

DICKO------(still trying not to laugh) “and what are you going to sing for us Frogo?

FROGO------“Alicia K____”

DICKO--------‘OUT!!!!! OUT! GET HER OUT OF HERE!!!!!!

FROGO-------‘Oh No Dicko!! Please please please give me another chance – I’ve travelled so far and my voice is truly unique- you won’t regret it! Pleaase please please – I’ve dreamt of this opportunity all my life and bought new clothes to wear especially for you! Please please “ (she tries to kneel but zimmer gets in the way).

MARCIA------“Have a heart Dicko’! I love what she’s wearing and she looks good too!!!”<br>
DICKO -------“---er well – it seems I’m out voted – Ok Frogo, but you’d better choose a more suitable song or lose some pounds”<br>
FROGO-------“THANK YOU THANK YOU!!! I would like to sing ‘Everything I do by Brian Adams” (clears throat)
(Music starts da daa da )

FROGO------ (singing)
“Look into my ey-ey-es, and you will se-eeee,
That I rea aally need too-oo-oo Peeeeeeeeee
But this is my—yy – Aaarrrt
So I’ll go oo-on ----

DICKO------“THAT’S ENOUGH!!!!!! YOUR’E COMING TO SYDNEY!!!!!!!”<br>
FROGO----- (Screams) “Oh F………!!! – sorry Australia YES YES!’<br>
(Frogo faints, but luckily the zimmer supports her and she is left hanging doubled over)

SIMON------“Well I’m not so sure—If I were to open the papers tomorrow and see a picture of you as Australian Idol2 I’d be a bit puzzled frankly, however, that was very good, not fabulous, but good, so we will see you in Sydney.

MARCIA------(in post coital glow) “OOOOOOH thank you very much Frogo”<br>
Frogo suddenly comes around and realises she’s passed.

FROGO----“Whoopeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee”<br>
She throws the zimmer in the air, catches it and runs out with it above her head balancing and twirling on one finger! She now realises her chances of meeting Guy have greatly increased.

DICKO------“NEXT” oh no!! WAIT !!!! WAIT!

OMG!! will someone please mop up that puddle!!!!

[Ava]

I'd buy the dvd just for that!

[frogo]

hO hO! thanks Ava -

Hey everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!the Grooveland Auditions are hilarious A MUST READ THREAD!!!

[Sheenia]

Frogo, girl for 60, you seriously rock dude!!!

I hope you have voted in the Grooveland Idol polls, your up for elimination with the rest of us this week, we need support, all of us or were out.
It's getting better and better, each week you will need to actually perform girl, so ditch that zimmer, get out the botox and eye cream and make yourself known.
You'll never know if you’re rubbing your arthritis girl

[frogo]

XXXXXXX luv you for this encouragement and love your posts ---- ooooooh sooooo much talent around.

Actually I'm a little bit confused (like many old ladies are) - there are soo many Grooveland idol threads and me thought me was eliminated according to one!

This is great news though as i have just spent the weekend at a health and re-construction farm in preparation for another round.

It's amazing what can be done with botox. My lips are a little too sore to sing at the moment, so hope this improves before my turn.

Looking at the voting, I think I should change my name to Lauren - boo hoo!

I've had some moving fairy lights attached to the zimmer
in case I need to use it to dazzle the judges - it looks totally wild!!!! (better use the loo before performing this time, or it could be electocution idol)!

Can't wait to get out there again!!!

[Sheenia]

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