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Post by Petshopboy on Apr 16, 2004 11:02:12 GMT 10
from PSB Fabulous Zeddies - thankyou!!! I will let Craig -E know it's there. Kisses Petshopboy
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Post by frogo on Apr 16, 2004 14:29:42 GMT 10
move over Craig-E
AUDITION No. 4,5888880
DICKO----- “Next”<br> (shufflling sounds heard off-stage)
DICKO-----“Next”
(more shuffling and scraping sounds)
DICKO------(shouting)“NEXT!!!!”
(finally Frogo stands before him and fellow judges Simon and Marcia)
DICKO------“At last!! And what’s your name?”(tries not to laugh)
FROGO-----“ Frogo” (she croaked)
DICKO------(still trying not to laugh) “and what are you going to sing for us Frogo?
FROGO------“Alicia K____”
DICKO--------‘OUT!!!!! OUT! GET HER OUT OF HERE!!!!!!
FROGO-------‘Oh No Dicko!! Please please please give me another chance – I’ve travelled so far and my voice is truly unique- you won’t regret it! Pleaase please please – I’ve dreamt of this opportunity all my life and bought new clothes to wear especially for you! Please please “ (she tries to kneel but zimmer gets in the way).
MARCIA------“Have a heart Dicko’! I love what she’s wearing and she looks good too!!!”<br> DICKO -------“---er well – it seems I’m out voted – Ok Frogo, but you’d better choose a more suitable song or lose some pounds”<br> FROGO-------“THANK YOU THANK YOU!!! I would like to sing ‘Everything I do by Brian Adams” (clears throat) (Music starts da daa da )
FROGO------ (singing) “Look into my ey-ey-es, and you will se-eeee, That I rea aally need too-oo-oo Peeeeeeeeee But this is my—yy – Aaarrrt So I’ll go oo-on ----
DICKO------“THAT’S ENOUGH!!!!!! YOUR’E COMING TO SYDNEY!!!!!!!”<br> (Frogo faints, but luckily the zimmer supports her and she is left hanging doubled over)
SIMON------“Well I’m not so sure—If I were to open the papers tomorrow and see a picture of you as Australian Idol2 I’d be a bit puzzled frankly, however, that was very good, not fabulous, but good, so we will see you in Sydney.
MARCIA------(in post coital glow) “OOOOOOH thank you very much Frogo”<br> Frogo suddenly comes around and realises she’s passed.
FROGO----“Whoopeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee”<br> She throws the zimmer in the air, catches it and runs out with it above her head balancing and twirling on one finger!
DICKO------“NEXT”<br>
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Post by Petshopboy on Apr 16, 2004 14:46:08 GMT 10
WOMAN'S WEEKLY GROOVELAND IDOL SCANDAL
FAGS OR BAGS?
Inside: Craig-E tells of his shocking GL Idol rejection:_
Dicko bad-lists budding Buddy Holly look-alike for blue rinse, no-talent granny!
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Post by frogo on Apr 16, 2004 14:56:47 GMT 10
Oh PSB I never meant to hurt anyone - perhaps he'll make a lot of money selling his story.
Meanwhile, there's more---
After her audition Frogo is interviewed by a reporter from ‘Pensioners weekly’<br>INTERVIEWER ----- “ Congratulations Frogo! Can you tell us what your ambition is now?”<br>FROGO-------“To meet Guy”<br>INTERVIEWER-----“Could you speak up a little please”<br>FROGO-------“To meet Guy”<br>INTERVIEWER------“Oh! No. I mean musical ambitiion”<br>FROGO-------“To sing “AINIY with Guy”<br>INTERVIEWER-------“ Pardon? – sorry- who is this guy you’re………………………………..A
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Post by Petshopboy on Apr 16, 2004 15:11:16 GMT 10
NEW IDEA
Inside:-
Millsy's secret Frogo affair!
"I know she would prefer Guy Sebastian, but she likes it when I wear eyeliner to bed."
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Post by frogo on Apr 16, 2004 19:34:02 GMT 10
FROGO -----“Dicko – please, I have revised my audition slightly – Please please can I do it again?
DICKO------“ Definitely Not!!! That wouldn’t be fair to others and I don’t think any of us could take it!!! If you must revise it –do it somewhere else or make your own thread!!
FROGO------“I’ve already done that! Teeeeee Heeeee!
PBS As for these rumours that are flying around about me and certain other people – COMPLETELY UNTRUE!!
I would never follow Paris Hilton anywhere, and Leo - forget it!, but Dicko – well that’s another story – I like a hard tough man.
Please please get those reporters away from my door – Oh dear! If I had known it would be like this------------
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Post by CraigE on Apr 16, 2004 21:10:37 GMT 10
Hi Frogo. They say that fame is fleeting. My time in the spotlight was short, and I don't even know if it was sweeet. Petshop decided to be my manager and you know how bossy he can be. I did not enjoy sitting for all those photo shoots for the women's magazines. Petshop also made me sit through a horrendously painful back-wax, and he hand-plucked my mono-brow with a pair of tweezers. Now that really hurt. All may not be lost Frogo. Perhaps you and I can be the best of buddies like Guy and Shannon. Wishing you well, for the rest of the GL Idol process. Your Redundant Grooveland Idol CraigE
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Post by frogo on Apr 16, 2004 21:32:25 GMT 10
Oh CraigE - how gracious you are in defeat! I have just fallen in love with you. do you think PBS will mind, or is he really you? ? It doesn't really matter, I love you both. Your back will be soothed if you sit around in a wet t'shirt, - must feel a bit like sunburn I imagine. Hmmmm Shannon and Guy? bit hot wasn't it! I was really jealous! Now that we are both so famous, we must stick together - no-one else knows what we have gone through, they couldn't possibly understand, so we need each other now. How can we escape the media attention? I know !! - lets get on my motor bike - helmets on and wizzzz around town. we can always leave our helmets on in the restaurant! blissssss no-one will know us! love you heaps and love to PBS also xxxxxxxxx
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Post by Klaws on Apr 16, 2004 22:21:07 GMT 10
How should Craig get the idol? Now there is a frog? Ho ho ! ;D this is the life!!
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Post by Petshopboy on Apr 17, 2004 1:15:55 GMT 10
Oh CraigE - how gracious you are in defeat! I have just fallen in love with you. do you think PBS will mind, or is he really you? ? It doesn't really matter, I love you both. Your back will be soothed if you sit around in a wet t'shirt, - must feel a bit like sunburn I imagine. Hmmmm Shannon and Guy? bit hot wasn't it! I was really jealous! Now that we are both so famous, we must stick together - no-one else knows what we have gone through, they couldn't possibly understand, so we need each other now. How can we escape the media attention? I know !! - lets get on my motor bike - helmets on and wizzzz around town. we can always leave our helmets on in the restaurant! blissssss no-one will know us! love you heaps and love to PBS also xxxxxxxxx Now hang on petal are you accusing CraigE and I of being one two-faced-bitch, like some two-headed monster-freak, a jabberwocky Bazza/Holly type manifistation of the homosexual kind? How dare you insinuate such an insinuation? Even if we were the one being - or even if he was one of my many Cybilious selves - I assure you he would be the most drabbest, pedantic, pennypinching, Virgoian, responsible and BORING part of my complex, interesting, fascinating and absolutely scintillating multiple personality disorder. As for your fatal attraction to my so called alter ego/phantasm lover CraigE, You can have him darl. Yes I smelt the Mum anti-persperant spray on his jacket tonight before he dropped me off at Three Faces, (whilst unabashedly carrying a motorcycle helmet under his arm.) What a pair of filandering showbiz tarts you are ! P.S. You wouldn't happen to know if Millsy is available now would you. PSB
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Post by frogo on Apr 17, 2004 3:03:26 GMT 10
Oh No! don't leave us for Millsy - he's too promiscuous! - oh and just for the record, i don't wear Mum deodorant does CraigE? Night sweet petal until next week xxxxxxx
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Post by SoCrazyInLoveWithGUY on Apr 17, 2004 4:11:11 GMT 10
WOMAN'S WEEKLY GROOVELAND IDOL SCANDAL FAGS OR BAGS? Inside: Craig-E tells of his shocking GL Idol rejection:_ Dicko bad-lists budding Buddy Holly look-alike for blue rinse, no-talent granny! Oh, stop, stop! Youre making me laugh so hard I'm going to rupture something! FROGO------> "Jump up on the back of me beast, CraigE!"
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Post by Sheenia on Jul 18, 2004 23:30:44 GMT 10
Finally July 18th
The Final 3
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