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Post by linsu on Jul 31, 2004 16:45:34 GMT 10
WHAT....NO CAT SUIT ? BUT......BUT......TD.......I JUST GOT MY SUIT FITTED
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Post by td on Jul 31, 2004 16:54:07 GMT 10
WHAT....NO CAT SUIT ? BUT......BUT......TD.......I JUST GOT MY SUIT FITTED *ssshhhhhh linsu....this was just a bit of a porky-pie I told Guy....of course we will be in our catsuits (not to mention fishnet stockings)....I said not to mention fishnet stockings..... ready to pounce....or should that be 'net' him and whisk him away to secret location......sssshhhhhhhhhhhh 'Operation Theodore' is still in action-mode, and man......you'll be some competition and hard to keep up with in that little number you've poured yourself into *
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Post by td on Jul 31, 2004 17:07:08 GMT 10
I would never build someones hopes up just to crash them right before their very eyes!!!!! I'm just not that kinda girl! Ok, so what you'll need is a really, really, really long peice of string and two empty cans of medium sized SPC spaghetti (if you don't like canned spaghetti that's okay, just send it to me, I'll eat it on my toast for breakfast tomorrow.) ... This is where it gets a bit tricky. You need to get a knife and peirce a tiny hole in the middle of each empty tin. The tricky part is tying the knot. Also, if you're under 55, be sure to ask Mum or Dad's permission before you use a knife. Tie the string carefully on the inside of each tin and make sure it won't come out as this will disarm the alarm. If it slips straight back through the hole then repeat the process. It's all a game of trial and error. Perseverence is the key, TD! Ok, so once that's done, you'll need to get one tin to Guy. Do this by stalking his apartment, sleeping on the steps (if there are steps) until you can successfully tie the tin to his belt loop. Now, run back home with the other end in your hot little hands and make sure the string always remains taut. This will enable maximum audio. The next time Guy gets online you will hear the shrillness of the modem connecting. It's surely fool proof. Also, a hot tip... You may want to rinse the tins before you use them. Or else... Guy could get a bit smelly ... and you might too. Proudly brought to you by Groove-Land.com's IT Technician, UniqueJess. Service with a smile. WOW....what hi-tech IT personnel we have as members of the OG's. My mind is simply blown away UJ.
Now.....this is pretty way-out, hi-tech, mind-blowing technology we're talking about here, and a lot of what you were explaining just went simply over the top of my head BUT.....I think I can modify it to suit me. Actually, I've just found two baked bean tins with 12 ply wool joining them from my childhood days *getting excited now* Hopefully baked bean tins won't cause an echo or dull, deep, droning sounding alarm - think farting sound - but td is willing to give it a try in desperation anyway! You said perseverance....and persevere I will UJ. Okey dokey....I'm ready to head off on foot out the front door to Clovelly. By my calculations I should make it there by Monday (when Guy arrives home ) (AND MY BIRTHDAY TOO hehehehe ;D....what a birthday present this will be ) and don't you worry......I'll find him and tie my 12 ply wool onto his belt loop *geez....hope he's wearing stripey pants with belt loop *
Cya's...........td is off making her way to Clovelly.............with spare 12 pairs of Reeboks in garbage bag slung over left shoulder, and baked bean cans with 12 ply wool linking them over right shoulder. Wave to me as I pass your house guys......and perhaps fling me a vegemite sanger if you can to keep me going.
You're a legend UniqueJess * :-*muahahahahaha *
*td heads out singing happy birthday to me...happy birthday to me etc etc etc *
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Post by Jess on Jul 31, 2004 17:18:39 GMT 10
Td... I'm not sure about the baked beans tins. I assume they would exude some type of awkward and unattractive fragrance. Are you willing to subject Guy to this type of discomfort? If you feel that he is resilient enough to handle it, then by all means; go for it!
I do still insist that SPC Spaghetti is the only way to go. For hungry little human beings!!!!!!!!!
Btw, I'll also arrive to Sydney on Monday so maybe we can go for a run to Clovelley together. I can be your water drink carrier. (Sneaking sips when you're least expecting) And I will be the one who will let everyone know as we pass that it is your birthday.
I sure hope you asked your parents for a knife before you used it!!!!!!!
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Post by td on Jul 31, 2004 17:26:19 GMT 10
Td... I'm not sure about the baked beans tins. I assume they would exude some type of awkward and unattractive fragrance. Are you willing to subject Guy to this type of discomfort? If you feel that he is resilient enough to handle it, then by all means; go for it! UJ.....you are forgetting that this boy is used to eating CURRY Ohhhhh....how sweet of you. Thank you....that would be lovely!Nup.....I a berry berry norrty gerl! I like to live life on the ege
No, remember.....I FOUND the baked bean apparatus in my old bag of toys from a couple....a few years ago.
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Post by Jess on Jul 31, 2004 17:40:36 GMT 10
Oh, right... Curry. You make a point filled with validity. In that case, these baked bean tins will smell like roses to him.
However, the aluminum tin used in Baked Bean cans just aren't as tough and as sturdy and as sound engulfing as the SPC Spaghetti kind.
Oh yes, the toybox. Silly me! I hope that's a damn long piece of wool!
xxx, UJ.
P.S I'm calling your parents.
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Post by Edster on Jul 31, 2004 17:43:35 GMT 10
Looks like I missed all the fun last night. Of all the nights, I picked last night to be away from the PC to watch some TV. Anyway I am happy for you all. I am sure Guy hung around and read all your posts. He now knows what a crazy lot of women you are ;D ;D ;D. I am sure he will be back. This is a very addictive site and even Guy Sebastian will be caught by it. Just wondering.....do you think he will be freaked out a bit by seeing hundreds of Guy photos all over the place in all shapes and forms?
Guy...if you are listening...we are all looking forward to your next single/album/concert. I am sure they are all going to be great. Do come back and visit us again. Take care of that voice and we'll catch you later. Cheers!
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Post by Jess on Jul 31, 2004 17:46:34 GMT 10
Edster, lmao... I thought about that .. all the pic threads, the stripey pants worship... (That I sadly was never I part of because I joined the site too late!)
It must be a teeny bit freaky...lol. I'd be freaked out by it!
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Post by Edster on Jul 31, 2004 17:51:53 GMT 10
Hey U Jess That's pretty quick of you to jump in and declare your innocence ;D. You will be in Guy's good books now........I think.. ;D
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Post by Monkey on Jul 31, 2004 17:51:56 GMT 10
td can I come on the walk too, I nice stroll will do me good ;D
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Post by Sheenia on Jul 31, 2004 17:54:18 GMT 10
awww look at my little friend linsu......she is always running around...looking so much better than the other day when you spontaniously combused.........how did that happen again.. awwwwwwww nooo, not again...poor Linsu....... She was such a good lil O.G........
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Post by td on Jul 31, 2004 17:59:18 GMT 10
td can I come on the walk too, I nice stroll will do me good ;D Monkey my little hairy friend.....I'd LOVE the company. When I pass your place I'll rattle the baked bean cans so you'll know it's me.
Anyone else want some fresh air and stroll to Clovelly? Let me know and I'm only too happy to jiggle my baked bean cans out front of your place ;D
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Post by HairBear on Jul 31, 2004 18:01:48 GMT 10
Looks like I missed all the fun last night. Of all the nights, I picked last night to be away from the PC to watch some TV. Anyway I am happy for you all. I am sure Guy hung around and read all your posts. He now knows what a crazy lot of women you are ;D ;D ;D. I am sure he will be back. This is a very addictive site and even Guy Sebastian will be caught by it. Just wondering.....do you think he will be freaked out a bit by seeing hundreds of Guy photos all over the place in all shapes and forms? Guy...if you are listening...we are all looking forward to your next single/album/concert. I am sure they are all going to be great. Do come back and visit us again. Take care of that voice and we'll catch you later. Cheers! I don't go over to Yahoo - do they have lots of pictures and stuff over there on Guy? Or are we truly amazing in our devotion here?
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Post by Sheenia on Jul 31, 2004 18:04:24 GMT 10
I thought about you Edster.........I was sad ya missed it my lovely friend........I'm sure if he knew you were doing such a great job editing his tv stuff together so well, he would like it.... Somehow I fear guy might have fallen asleep by this stage of the stread because it is getting so long BUUUTT Guy, if your listening....... well....looking Ester is a guy....yes...another male fan....tey are few and far between and brave this site so well. Anyways...lovely Edster has Edited all your Idol performances together....and then added a few bits a pieces like carols and AGMF......and it's a double dvd set, that he makes and gives out FOR FREE........ ...I know...only a Guy fan....well they are all over the globe now........and it is actually amazing to see because we all get to watch as you became more confident, and brave, and ultimately an all round better singer and performer...........so it's worh a peep..... ;D Hey Edster...maybe you should send a copy C/O BMG..... to Guy.....I'm sure he would appreciate it hheaps....
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Post by prinia on Jul 31, 2004 18:04:46 GMT 10
I was a bit ummm stunned by the innocence of UJess too.
Especially in the light of occasional posts.......
Obviously, misread on some occasions...
And I'm sure Guy, with his quick sense of humour, will think the whole thing a crack-up (after his cheeks lose the occasional red that MUST suddenly flare up now and then when he comes across some of our more passionate posters)
ALL IN GOOD FUN GUY!! ;D
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