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Post by td on Aug 4, 2004 20:09:41 GMT 10
td I think it would be foolish of you to slep out of that clever disguise.........I think you look lovely *blushes*
Oh....ok then Sheenia. Yes....I am rather loving myself looking rather glam! My beauty cannot be disguised, can it? Just hope when Guy sees me coming towards him in my loping, awkward, lopsided waddle run, that he isn't overwhelmed by my beauty and wants to cancel the videoing of his new single to just be with me? Oh well.....we'll just have to cross that bridge when we come to it
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Post by Monkey on Aug 4, 2004 20:28:08 GMT 10
Sheenia talks into her bakes beans communication device... KKkssssshhhhht Alpha Brava Delta.... td do you read? Repeat Alpha Bravo Delta Goodrem...Do You Read td?...... We have a problem with our honky funky smelling friend Monkey....her addiction to curry and bakes beans has got a little out of hand....take a look at the kids in this local school we just passed.... Not to mention what she has done to the gardens we have passed... Just look at the trail of desruction she leaves behind while she happily skips along.... Ksssshhht over.......... td, I didn't want to have to do this...but I think my hairy primate friend monkey might need a little stint in the trendy celebrity rehab clinic called CA.......(whispers Currynbakedbeansaholics anonymous)........what do you think??? Over....Ksssshhhhhhttt Ps...hello flossy little Dr Nell ...keep burying your head in the books girl...while I continue to write mine...sigh.......I'll explain the show and language thing to you some time...it's kinda fun really...and is why I got to hang out with lovely Paulini at 7 sunrise the other day...we were in the greenroom together...so my gift...though not 'cool factor' like Guys has opened up lots of amazing opportunities but it's lotsa work.......but I love it... Now Doc...If I ever get sick...you can be my doctor so long as you prescribe a little Guy music and a restful day watching re runs of The Wonderful Idol From Oz....with hot chocolate and timtams *Monkey roams aimlessly after overhearing Sheenia and td talk on their walkie talkies about how much trouble her honkey noises and smell has caused.* *cue sad music**Monkey feels that no one really understands Monkey and her love for bake beans and curry (except Guy who also has been know to combine the two ).* *Monkey sits and contemplates, she wonders why her curry and bake bean diet causes so much trouble. As she goes to sleep that night she cries herself to sleep as she watches the waves crash* www.houseoftheorangemonkey.co.uk/monkey/trips/images/seahouses5.jpg[/img]
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Post by Sheenia on Aug 4, 2004 21:04:21 GMT 10
Oh noo.....my funky (and I'm not talking hip here) hairy primate friend Monkey is sad...sitting on the beach.........looking into the sunset because she feels I can't stand don't understand her honky style and funky smell is a small price to pay for chicken curry and bakes bean sanswiches every 3 hours........... No Monkey...(dramatic high school rushing after you)......it's not like that.........(cue cheesy sad music)...it's just....just that.........(tears well) we love you...and we are worried that suffocating small children isn't the way to go......it's like the insides dont match the outside...(confused blinking) or that the outside isn't matching the inside ...oh look Monkey...were doing this for your own good.. Sheenia shakes Monkey....slap slap........c'mon snap out of it.......we have a mission to complete my gentl Monkey.. Cue power speach music.....add tears of passion We are the O.G's and nothing, NOTHING will get in our way....no funky smells or dropping children...no cumbersome ball of string or uncomfortable disguise.......no drooping flowers.......we are th O.G's Dag nammin...and we WILL prevail...........now get to your feet primate......... Sheenia stands before her hairy smelly friend........what are we?? Thats right.......we are the O.G's..... Sheenia gives Monkey the thumbs up........your ok primate.......you ok..........*end cheesy scene*
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Post by td on Aug 4, 2004 21:16:37 GMT 10
(td) (sheeny-poos)
Awwwww............td feels so insensitive and begins to get first signs of a migraine knowing the grief she has caused the bewdiful Miss Monkey.
I think we NOW do understand totally your love for them Monkey. It's like Chinese without rice; Mexicans without refried beans; Greeks without baklava; and Aussies without....ummmmm........meat pies and lamingtons.
We do love you Miss Monkey *td gives MM a big squeeze and sloppy kiss on the cheek*, and I think we're onto a winner with the charcoal potion. No more children have fainted; no more flowers have wilted; SoC needs her gas mask no more........
How isolated we've made you feel my sweet little friend.....*td passes MM a hankey*. Here....rest your head on my shoulder *td wipes away MM's tears*....tomorrow is a new day....and we're off to hook string over belt loops in Clovelly You must stop crying MM or you'll flood Clovelly and then we'll need a dinghy to continue on our mission
*td blows Miss Monkey a kiss*
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Post by Sailor Earth on Aug 4, 2004 21:50:06 GMT 10
Wowsers... 15 pages... Hehe! Heya, Guy, welcome to the board I must say it's pretty daring of you to sign up here, with all these crazy people around I hope you're well and I'm definitely looking forward to hearing your new album
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Post by teetree on Aug 4, 2004 21:53:28 GMT 10
Wowsers... 15 pages... Hehe! Heya, Guy, welcome to the board I must say it's pretty daring of you to sign up here, with all these crazy people around I hope you're well and I'm definitely looking forward to hearing your new album just imagine how many PMs he must have received by now
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Post by prinia on Aug 4, 2004 22:24:10 GMT 10
What was the last count ;D
I haven't dared to PM.
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Post by Sailor Earth on Aug 4, 2004 22:28:40 GMT 10
just imagine how many PMs he must have received by now I was thinking the same thing, poor guy (haha...), hehe!
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Post by teetree on Aug 4, 2004 22:41:50 GMT 10
i've resisted the temptation to PM him
i wonder how many people have already
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Post by Sailor Earth on Aug 4, 2004 23:09:03 GMT 10
He's probably got 100 or more in the inbox, hehe! I won't PM him... don't want to freak him out or anything Well he will get freaked out, but I don't want to be one of the people responsible for it, hehe!
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Post by Beautifulfriend on Aug 4, 2004 23:09:54 GMT 10
I was just having another one of my kinipsions - I bet our lovely GUY hasn't got a clue what we are referring to OG's PM's is it a secret code, have we created a new grooveland language No GUY it's not like that at all I'm Bo the resident newbie orientation officer for the forum - or better known as the OGSMPA Vice president OG is the shortened and affectionate term we us for the OGSMPA support group we have established here OGSMPA - you may well ask - this could be a long and winding journey (opps sorry got carried away there) It originally stood for Obsessed Guy Scrapbook Making People Anonomus - as the group has grown it has changed it's focus and now represents us more accuratly Obsessed Guy Sebastian Magificant People Association. We use the word Obsessed in the sense that we will go to great lenghts to share YOUR GIFT with anyone we meet and love to supoort anyone who is a fan of yours. Ok that one explained kind of. PM - stands for Personal Message Look at the top right hand corner of your screen and you will see this Hey, guysebastian22, you have 2000 messages, 2000 are new.the number will be different depending on how many of us have the nerve/courage to send you a message only you can access. just click on the new message section and it will take you to your messages. Ok hope this helps you on the board. If you want any other info please just ask we all love to help newbies wander these boards. As for me I haven't personally sent you a PM as I feel all I have to say can be said here infront of my e-family. hope this helped you understand our mad bunch a little better xxBo
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Post by Sailor Earth on Aug 4, 2004 23:13:46 GMT 10
Well said ;D I wonder if he'll ever come back?
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Post by teetree on Aug 4, 2004 23:15:28 GMT 10
that's nice of you to tell him what our language means
another terminology lesson
Guy Sebastian in english means "hot sexy guy who every girl here wants to hug and kiss and love forever" in the Inside Australian Idol forum language ;D
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Post by Sailor Earth on Aug 4, 2004 23:17:35 GMT 10
Hehehe! ;D
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Post by HairBear on Aug 4, 2004 23:17:42 GMT 10
Bo You always know just what to say to make the newbies feel at home.... Guy please feel at home here because this is your home away from home... when you are overseas or away from home and feeling bored...just come here we will keep you amused for hours and hours
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