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Post by A Nonny Mouse on May 17, 2004 4:27:59 GMT 10
OOOPHS!!!!!
'I SWEAR I AM NOT FROGO'. says A Nonny Mouse.
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Post by A Nonny Mouse on May 17, 2004 5:32:08 GMT 10
Extradition Order sought for Frogo
It is reported that Australian police are seeking an extradition order from Denmark for Frogo on SERIOUS charges relating to PSB. (aka PETSHOPBOY or CraigE.) It is likely that she will be returned to Australian authorities because of the strenghtening of diplomatic relations between Denmark and Australia since the marriage of Fred and Mary.
We will keep you informed of latest developments.
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Post by A Nonny Mouse on May 17, 2004 5:54:09 GMT 10
GROOVELAND JUDGES OFFER TO PAY FROGO’S BAIL! Shocked to learn of Frogo’s predicament the Grooveland judges have clubbed together to raise money for her bail- should it be required. ‘We need Frogo to take over the counting of votes from Sheenia for our next Grooveland elimination’. they explained. (It was Sheenia’s parting wish that Frogo, frail though she is, take over temporarily while she (Sheenia) is away). COULD OUR SHEENIA BE SECRETLY MEETING UP WITH GUY WE WONDER? ? That is another story. Frogo’s whereabouts are currently unknown but it seems that extradition proceedings are proceeding!!!
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Post by Monkey on May 17, 2004 11:03:29 GMT 10
CURRY EXPLOSION HITS GROOVELAND
As recently reported Guy Sebastian is having tummy troubles, and Sheenia has been trying to help him but giving him different types of curry.
Sheenia had said that Guy seems to spend large amounts of time reading in the toilet. Also it has been reported previously that Guy needs to have one serving at least once a day to stop his fro separating.
But it seems that Sheenia who has been overdosing Guy with 3 curries a day, which has caused a major explosion at the home of Grooveland president Guy Sebastian.
The incident occurred late last night, when neighbours heard a loud explosion in Guy's home which blew the one of the walls off the house. But luckily no one was injured in the gas explosion.
When we comforted Guy this morning he stated,
"all this curry I'm afraid has given me too much gas, and I am embarrassed to say this but it blew my house down".
To gain more insight in the matter we talked to Guy's doctor Dr McKnight who also is a well known American singer. Dr McKnight stated that,
"Guy is only meant to have one serving a day to stop his fro separation reoccurring, but when he was given 3 serving over a long period of time he suffered the horrible affects of Curry overdose. Which started with tummy aches that lead to a mass explosion of gas being emitted by Mr Sebastian".
This development has lead to a better understanding of what too much curry can do to a person, so remember a curry a day keeps the doctor away, but too much curry makes you spread gas along the way.
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Post by frogo on May 17, 2004 12:30:55 GMT 10
CURRY EXPLOSION HITS GROOVELANDAs recently reported Guy Sebastian is having tummy troubles, and Sheenia has been trying to help him but giving him different types of curry. Sheenia had said that Guy seems to spend large amounts of time reading in the toilet. Also it has been reported previously that Guy needs to have one serving at least once a day to stop his fro separating. But it seems that Sheenia who has been overdosing Guy with 3 curries a day, which has caused a major explosion at the home of Grooveland president Guy Sebastian. The incident occurred late last night, when neighbours heard a loud explosion in Guy's home which blew the one of the walls off the house. But luckily no one was injured in the gas explosion. When we comforted Guy this morning he stated, "all this curry I'm afraid has given me too much gas, and I am embarrassed to say this but it blew my house down". To gain more insight in the matter we talked to Guy's doctor Dr McKnight who also is a well known American singer. Dr McKnight stated that, "Guy is only meant to have one serving a day to stop his fro separation reoccurring, but when he was given 3 serving over a long period of time he suffered the horrible affects of Curry overdose. Which started with tummy aches that lead to a mass explosion of gas being emitted by Mr Sebastian". This development has lead to a better understanding of what too much curry can do to a person, so remember a curry a day keeps the doctor away, but too much curry makes you spread gas along the way. teee heee Monkey ROFL!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D! seems to be a fair bit of gas running free in Grooveland! (if you read back you will see that Sheenia is away at present (probably with the de-gassed Guy), and that she has asked me to take over the vote counting. -- Well, you know I am in a spot of bother right now, and can't disclose my whereabouts, however there will be vote counting and results (eliminations of the non gassy variety) tonight at 10pm. HAVE YOU DONE ALL YOUR VOTING? - REMEMBER TO VOTE OR YOU WILL SUFFER THE WRATH OF A LITTLE OLD LADY. (i will hit you with my handbag).
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Post by Monkey on May 17, 2004 13:08:01 GMT 10
Have voted frogo, so no need to use your deadly handbag! Everyone in Grooveland must have a lot of gas especially after those curry festives ;D. We are the gas capital of the world, no wonder we are all loony after breathing in everyone curry gas .
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Post by A Nonny Mouse on May 17, 2004 13:24:46 GMT 10
GAS MASKS ORDERED FOR 'ELIMINATION' NIGHT
This 'gas leak' was picked up by Grooveland Herald only minutes ago - apparently tonights Grooveland Idol eliminations has the potential to be explosive. Every person attending will be supplied with gas masks. 'there will be no curries with long black hairs in them served tonight' said a 'dinner lady' spokesperson.
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Post by Monkey on May 17, 2004 13:33:12 GMT 10
Grooveland named greatest curry gas capital in the world
We all know that residence of Grooveland all love chicken curry, and curry festivals play a bit part in Grooveland social lifestyle.
And since Guy Sebastian latest curry gas explosion, it has lead to Grooveland being honoured with the golden curry plate award also know as the curry gas award.
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Post by Celebrity Nonsensored reporter on May 17, 2004 13:40:02 GMT 10
Grooveland Idol favourite Petshopboy was spotted by the British media at Heathrow airport yesterday where it was rumoured that he and long term partner CraigE were heading to David Bowies mansion for a spot of lunch.
Petshop's surgeon Doctor P Fee Eye reported that Petshop's resemblence to the Popstar Bowie was so remarkable post plastic surgery that, Petshop emailed Bowie's fanclub a recent picture of himself. According to Doctor P Eye, Petshop recieved a telephone call the same night, from the megastar asking him to act as his body double/stunt man in Bowie's next action adventure film. It is reported that Petshop's scenes in the movie will be daredevil and dangerous and could put the GL Idol star's safety at risk.
Petshop has reporedly been warned by the GL Idol managers that Petshop could face breach of contract, and could be disqualified from the program if he accepts Bowies offer and does not return for the upcoming GL Idol evictions.
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Post by A Nonny Mouse on May 17, 2004 13:42:51 GMT 10
'CURRY GAS AWARDS A LOAD OF HOT AIR' say non redidents of Grooveland.
The color green has been encroaching on the residents of Golden curry Grooveland Grove. It is the color of envy!
'Eat your hearts out with blandness' say the 'gassed up' residents, we don't want your geen envy soup around here'. Your protests are just a load of hot air!! - empty and characterless!!
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Post by Monkey on May 17, 2004 13:44:11 GMT 10
DOES CURRY GAS MAKE RESIDENTS LOONY Another rumour had spread about how many seemed to think that the reason why so many residents are quite loony such as Sheenia, frogo and monkey is due to them breathing in excess amounts of curry gas in Grooveland. So we decided to test this out, and tried out a new invention that had been created by the fantastic frogo who has invented the first curry gas face mask. We checked in on the 3 two days later after wearing the curry gas face mask, and they seemed still as loony as ever. Which lead to the discovery that this was what they were like before, and not affected by curry gas as previously believed.
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Post by A Nonny Mouse on May 17, 2004 13:47:47 GMT 10
Grooveland Idol favourite Petshopboy was spotted by the British media at Heathrow airport yesterday where it was rumoured that he and long term partner CraigE were heading to David Bowies mansion for a spot of lunch. Petshop's surgeon Doctor P Fee Eye reported that Petshop's resemblence to the Popstar Bowie was so remarkable post plastic surgery that, Petshop emailed Bowie's fanclub a recent picture of himself. According to Doctor P Eye, Petshop recieved a telephone call the same night, from the megastar asking him to act as his body double/stunt man in Bowie's next action adventure film. It is reported that Petshop's scenes in the movie will be daredevil and dangerous and could put the GL Idol star's safety at risk. Petshop has reporedly been warned by the GL Idol managers that Petshop could face breach of contract, and could be disqualified from the program if he accepts Bowies offer and does not return for the upcoming GL Idol evictions. Celebrities Nonsensored reporter Hey CNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN (aka PSB) When they say in theatrical circles 'break a leg' they probably mean it! Please try to get back tonight in time for the 'Eliminations'. we need all the losers we can get!
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Post by A Nonny Mouse on May 17, 2004 13:54:15 GMT 10
DOES CURRY GAS MAKE RESIDENTS LOONY Another rumour had spread about how many seemed to think that the reason why so many residents are quite loony such as Sheenia, frogo and monkey is due to them breathing in excess amounts of curry gas in Grooveland. So we decided to test this out, and tried out a new invention that had been created by the fantastic frogo who has invented the first curry gas face mask. We checked in on the 3 two days later after wearing the curry gas face mask, and they seemed still as loony as ever. Which lead to the discovery that this was what they were like before, and not affected by curry gas as previously believed. GAS MASKS NOT TO BLAME FOR LUNACY? It seems that in light of the above discovery scientists will have search for other reasons for the lunacy of the Grooveland residents. ( PSB seems to be particularly seriously affected) and this has brought an air of urgency to the research team. We will keep you posted.
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Post by A Nonny Mouse on May 17, 2004 14:18:23 GMT 10
FROGO AIR LIFTED HOME IN TIME FOR TONIGHTS ELIMINATIONS Get your gas masks out ! Frogo is back in the country! It has been decided that the charges brought against her were trumped up by PSB and CraigE out of sheer envy. she is free to attend tonights 'elimintaion' round of Grooveland Idols. She was presented with a tiny GOLDEN ZIMMER badge upon arrival and an 'all is forgiven' medal. 'I caught sight of PSB as we were going through Heathrow, he was hamming it up a storm' she said. ' that poor guy really thinks he is david bowie! - well we all know that is impossible because =========== I am David Bowie!' Can't wait to start work with Guy Sebastian as soon as he returns from his week away with 'you know who'!!!!!! Mr Bowie ???told this reporter that he did not wish to be disturbed for the next few hours. Serious Rest required and he had to get out of his Frogo costume what the........... ?
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Post by PetShopBowie on May 17, 2004 16:31:49 GMT 10
FROGO AIR LIFTED HOME IN TIME FOR TONIGHTS ELIMINATIONS 'I caught sight of PSB as we were going through Heathrow, he was hamming it up a storm' she said. ' that poor guy really thinks he is david bowie! - well we all know that is impossible because =========== I am David Bowie!' Can't wait to start work with Guy Sebastian as soon as he returns from his week away with 'you know who'!!!!!! Mr Bowie ???told this reporter that he did not wish to be disturbed for the next few hours. Serious Rest required and he had to get out of his Frogo costume what the........... ? Get stuffed Frogo. You are not David Bowie. P.S Who farted?
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