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Post by Monkey on Jun 8, 2004 12:46:50 GMT 10
Guy monkey's afro junior's hair reaches new lows
As previous mentioned in another thread, Guy monkey junior afro has tumbled. It was reported that earlier this morning the hair took a turn for the worst. When asked about the incident monkey stated while crying, "my poor baby now looks like Diana Ross, if we were living in the 80's this would be a good thing. Perhaps I need to give him stronger curry " It is clear that Guy monkey afro junior desperately needs the fro surgery, as the curry and oysters are only a short term solution until the surgery. Although when he does have the surgery he will need to eat one serving a curry daily for the rest of his life, just like his father who also suffered fro separation as a child. Monkey stated, "little Guy monkey afro has his good days when the fro is high, and his bad days when the fro goes low , the curry helps the fro separating further but it doesn't always provide Guy monkey afro junior's little fro with the neccessary height." Monkey also stated, "he just's walks around the the house singing Diana Ross songs, his favourite song to sing is "My baby love". "It's so sad to see because he has his dad's voice, but feels his only option now in life it to join a 80's tribute show when he gets older. He is still a young child but thinks that if his hair keeps going the way it is nobody will take him seriously."
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Post by PetShopBowie on Jun 8, 2004 13:07:36 GMT 10
Guy monkey's afro junior's hair reaches new lows
As previous mentioned in another thread, Guy monkey junior afro has tumbled. It was reported that earlier this morning the hair took a turn for the worst. When asked about the incident monkey stated while crying, "my poor baby now looks like Diana Ross, if we were living in the 80's this would be a good thing. Perhaps I need to give him stronger curry " It is clear that Guy monkey afro junior desperately needs the fro surgery, as the curry and oysters are only a short term solution until the surgery. Although when he does have the surgery he will need to eat one serving a curry daily for the rest of his life, just like his father who also suffered fro separation as a child. Monkey stated, "little Guy monkey afro has his good days when the fro is high, and his bad days when the fro goes low , the curry helps the fro separating further but it doesn't always provide Guy monkey afro junior's little fro with the neccessary height." Monkey also stated, "he just's walks around the the house singing Diana Ross songs, his favourite song to sing is "My baby love". "It's so sad to see because he has his dad's voice, but feels his only option now in life it to join a 80's tribute show when he gets older. He is still a young child but thinks that if his hair keeps going the way it is nobody will take him seriously." MY POOR BABY Oh that poor lovechild, never meant to be, love child, impropriety, lovechild never quite as good, love child, misunderstood... Anyway, that's easily fixed though darl... All this baby needs to do is to; 1 "Get in the middle of a chain reaction.." 2 "Reach out and touch somebody's hand..." 3 "Stop! in the name of flat before you break my hair... " Pet
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Post by A Nonny Mouse on Jun 8, 2004 15:59:53 GMT 10
SHOCK HAIR REPAIR SUGGESTION REJECTED
It was reported that an antiquated method of hair height repair was rejected out of hand today. The suggestion came from a well known senior citizen who wishes to remain a nonny mouse. When asked to name the method, she said - 'er , what was it now? - er -- Oh - oh, you know ---er --- BACK COMBING!! SHOCK HORROR!! SILENCE When composure was regained, she went on to say that the resulting hair do was called -------- THE BEEHIVE oops wrong picture !!! Sorry! - should be this one -- doesn't this look like Jules?? Pandemonium broke out at the mere suggestion and finally a spokesperson for Monkey Guy said -- 'We cannot do this to our beloved Guy Monkey. Everyone knows that back combing results in ----------- SPLIT ENDS!!!' A SOLUTION IS STILL BEING SOUGHT TO THE PROBLEM
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Post by Monkey on Jun 8, 2004 16:00:36 GMT 10
LOL petshopboy ;D ;D ;D But "you can't hurry fro separation" junior often asks "Where did our fro go?" ;D And thanks for the fro separation advice darl ;D
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Post by Monkey on Jun 8, 2004 16:02:13 GMT 10
LOL FROGO ;D I'd say Guy monkey afro junior already has split ends from that photo.
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Post by frogo on Jun 8, 2004 17:16:38 GMT 10
ROFL ROFL sweet Monkey, But we don't want it to get any worse do we? PSB - What do you advise? You were around in those days, and here's the poof -- er sorry, I mean 'proof'. why is this photo called 'Petshopboy Scandal' ??
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Post by PetShopBowie on Jun 8, 2004 20:13:06 GMT 10
"Think it o..o..ver Think it o..o..ver" Petshop
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Post by Sheenia on Jun 8, 2004 23:30:49 GMT 10
Sheenia Set to be Groovelands 1st multi GuizillionaireGrooveland Morning Herald Tuesday 8th June Talk and rumours have been rife around town....where were the Grooveland Idol contestants...how was it possible that they could have been missing for so long.......and more importantly where had the beautiful Idol favourite (with the nice toosh) been over the last couple of weeks. Late last night during Pet Shop Bowie's press conference regarding Craig-e's latest wax catastrophe...Sheenia *blue steel look and all* made a dramatic entrance...... As the press ran for photos and gathered anxiously around the Diva.....it became clear that she had spent too long under the sun bed and definitely hadn't had enough sleep When questioned about her clear determination she exclaimed "it has all been worth it for my Monkey Guy Afro Jnr Godson/nephew" Monkey was seen to look shocked and confused by the statement when Sheenia pulled her best toothless Magnum and reveals the fruits of her labour Finally the solution is here...I have been working on it for weeks....the non surgical remedy for baby monkeys hair dilemma........... Sheenia whips out her micro laptop and puts in some calculation and co ordinates (shrug...isn't that what you do?) to get the projected forecast for the impact her new Flubber hair volume product will have on Guy Monkey Junior in 18 years. Sheenia pressed enter and waits anxiously.... everyone holds their breath............ Everyone is shocked....Sheenia is proud...Oh Monkey...he is so handsome....get flubbering my lovely friend...your days of volume less hair are numbered
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Post by Monkey on Jun 8, 2004 23:56:04 GMT 10
Lol, why thank you Sheenia you are a fro genius Wow look at little junior now, just like his dad's fro again (not quite) still has the fro separation but the height has returned ;D
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Post by frogo on Jun 9, 2004 0:31:13 GMT 10
ROFL ROFL ROFL So cute!!!
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Post by Sheenia on Jun 9, 2004 2:07:28 GMT 10
Grooveland Celebrate
Grooveland Morning herald Tue June sumthin
Grooveland is set to celebrate with the announcement from Sheenia and grooveland King Guy are expecting Mini fro babies themselves........
Sheeenia said she was delighted to be able to provide cousins for Guy Monkey Afro Jnr as they had all grown so close since Guy and Monkey escaped their own cult....
Sheenia is said to be due tomorrow.....and Guy is rushing to get everything ready
Well I had no Idea that pregnancies in Grooveland only last 24 hours and the delivery is only 30 seconds long after a 2 minute labour...."oh how we all love this world...it's all things good" Sheenia beamed....I'm really looking forward to tomorrow..
Plans are in preperation to bring the twins home from the hospital once all night feeds stop...which should only take about 3 hours...
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Post by Sheenia on Jun 9, 2004 2:14:30 GMT 10
Prince and Princess Guy jnr arrive to the relief of their proud parentsGrooveland Morning Herald Wed Jun sumthin Grooveland welcomes the new twins about town Guy's first born son is said to have suffered serious fro flatening and severe sepearation with the chock of the new comers but his mother Mokey is confident he will settle down soon. Guy Monkey Afro Jnr looking slightly perplexed at the sudden birth of his twin cousins
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Post by Monkey on Jun 9, 2004 10:12:12 GMT 10
Guy monkey afro junior sad about newcomersWe spoke to little junior about his thoughts about the twins, the little guy stated yesterday this, "daddy won't love me anymore, now that he has two more babies" "I think daddy is not the father of the twins, that godmummy Sheenia had affair with male monkey. Because her babies look like monkies,makes sense with mummy cause she's a monkey. But godmummy Sheenia I'm not sure if she animal or human, godmummy never told me."
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Post by Monkey on Jun 9, 2004 10:34:17 GMT 10
Sheenia's twin babies real father revealed[
We have now found out through secret DNA testing that Guy Sebastian is not the father of Sheenia's twins. The real has been found in the bushes outside Sheenia's home singing love songs to Sheenia with his guitar. The real father is picture below. it seems both Guy and Gorilla Casanova Enrique both share musical talent, as Gorilla Casanova Enrique is a professional Guitar player. Our first suspicious about the twins paternity arose when the twins looked like monkies which was odd because neither Sheenia or Guy were monkies. Sheenia is said to have been attracted to Gorilla Casanova Enrique when she first saw his podgy belly (we know how she loves those). The rest of their days after they spent time in Grooveland Park having picnics as Gorilla Casnova Enrique sang to her as he played his guitar. We spoke to Gorilla Casnova Enrique outside Sheenia's home this morning and he stated, "Yes the babies are mine, they look just like me don't ya think. It started when Sheenia complimented me on my podgy belly, and after that the passion between us got too great and Sheenia got pregnant with my twins."
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Post by Monkey unlogged on Jun 9, 2004 12:00:35 GMT 10
Diana Ross Fever hits hits another victimIt seems that another victim has been struck down with Diana Ross fever, the victim is supposed to be Ziggy after extensive plastic surgery.
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